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Girl Humor Poems

These Girl Humor poems are examples of Humor poems about Girl. These are the best examples of Humor Girl poems written by international poets.


Premium Member When Silence Speaks
Now you have gone away,
I have not much to say.
Remembering sitting on the bay, 
even when the big clouds were gray.
I know you could not...

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Categories: humor, bird, day, dream, love,



Premium Member Disaster
I went for my early morning run,
just me and my young son.
It was to be a lot of fun,
then home for a hot cross bun.
We...

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Categories: humor, fun, giggle, mom, son,

Premium Member A Hooked Fish
Nervous I sat,
waiting to be called.
I wasn’t sure what it was he said,
but it meant a lot to me.
Then I realized,
he was not talking to...

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Categories: humor, me, scary, spoken word,

Premium Member twirling
I’m just twirling in the center of my room.
I’ve got way too much to do.
Has that ever happened to you?

I’m assailed, derailed and impaled by...

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Categories: humor, school, student,

Premium Member Dogs Picture Prompt
Come on guys I really need to go.
My inside are about to blow,
This line is way too long,
No time to sing a song.
I am filled...

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Categories: humor, giggle, song, time, uplifting,



MANHOOD V WOMANHOOD
MANHOOD V WOMANHOOD

I use my favourite chat-up line as I join her at the bar,
”What’s a girl like you doing without a man like me?”
She...

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Categories: humor,

Premium Member Love
"One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life. The word is love." Sophocles, Greek Poet 

How is the tender word love...

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Categories: humor, cry, day, family, food,

Premium Member pickups
It sits out in your driveway
a glittering metallic sculpture.
It costs more than your house,
you love it more than your spouse.
You can hardly drive it, it’s...

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Categories: humor, addiction, beautiful, technology, travel,

Premium Member The Wild and Wacky Humour of Stephen Wright
I wanted to build a skylight in my place.
My friends thought it was spurious.
So I went and built it anyway.
Now the neighbors above me are...

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Categories: hilarious, humor,

Premium Member Icarus, Revisited
In a house, half-mad, with mother and dad,
And a labyrinth he couldn’t escape -  
He trudged the maze, with a string ball, so sad.
The...

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Categories: father, flying, humor, love,

Premium Member Tangerine Sunsets
I love the end of the day,
when the sun want to climb into bed.
The moon will be rising soon,
showing off it's big bright face.

 

The...

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Categories: humor, day, flower, goodbye, love,

Premium Member etiquette
I’m in the residential dining hall with my suitemates Lisa and Sunny. We’re talking about sausages.

Why? Because April 30th is ‘National Sausage day.”
Someone mentioned that...

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Categories: health, humor, school,

Premium Member Book Hobby
Quote By Poet: "Don't Let Books or Poems Become A Thing Of The Past."

A bookstore I can not pass up,
I need a new book I...

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Categories: bird, humor, kid, poets,

Premium Member Zinnia
Quote By Poet "The faces of pretty flowers will brighten anyone's day."

Here in a lovely garden we sit,
growing very close-knit.
Our faces of pretty color,
are bigger...

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Categories: humor, flower, garden, giggle, hello,

Premium Member powdered city girls
(inspired by ‘Dusty Rose Dreaming’ by poet vb)

We’re powdered city girls heading into a club,
bright orchids entering the hothouse
spreading fun with noblesse oblige,
qua somethings suited...

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Categories: humor, courage, dance, fun, girl,


Book: Shattered Sighs