Confusion Humor Poems

  Do our minds bind us or blind us 
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Anybody, can't see?
*It's..., me here.
Who? *It's..., me.

Me? Me where?
*This Mulberry's cabin?
He's in there...?

*It's, his friend.
Sydney..., it's somebody?
Don't you start-in!...

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I buy my shoes by the foot,
Tend my front lawn by the yard,
Groom the dog by the furlong,
That’s why metrics are so hard....

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The forest man

He had bought a cabin in the woods near a lake
he planned to go there after his divorce 
with no demand on his...

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Something's missing in the puzzle of life.
I'm living without something, I just know.
I must tell you, my confusion is rife.
I'm stumped.  I've hunted high....

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Upon opening the fridge this morning I found, to my great displeasure, that there was nary an egg to be found.  Posthaste I marched...

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Where do all the pens go
that's what I wanna know

Did we give them to friends
who might keep them (depends)

Maybe burglars stole them
but not jewelry or...

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I dreamed my way here
I’ve had my cringe moments
I feel pressure, I lose perspective
I’ve wholeheartedly failed
I misspeak, underthink, overreact
I try to do the right thing
the...

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This is a contest no ordinary
As you can judge it is about judges extraordinary
Especially the ones who overly judge
About nothing, in particular, nothing at all
They...

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To kiss my babe I looked quite ahead,
But circled the wrong day with bright red--
	Valentine's, I had reckoned,
	Fell in Feb on the second
So I kissed...

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To You I Sing

Here I stand at my pew,
Where so many songs of praise are sung in chorus and out of tune,
Of beautiful words with...

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When my donkey does loudly bray.
Then I know he is out of hay.
I’ll bring a new bale,
And away he’ll sail.
I hope he’s not running away.
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Immigrantis will poison our blood
Flotillis nonabzorba—a flood
Trumpcissus doth speak
And shall bear this critique
“Thou orate constantinely such crud!”...

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   'Excited's' a word causes conversational bother
     Exhilarating in one sense, overanxious in another

   'Don't get excited,'...

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