Humorous Howl Poems

Oh, how I dread the horrid sight
of that nasty slop, what a wretched plight.
Its stench invades my twitching nose
I turn away, but my nausea grows....

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Singer
Haiku

Beautiful old woman
Singing at the shower room
Dogs are howling...

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I watched her lift her leg and fart
and said that must be age and heart
But wondered why she needed help
when all that gas was power...

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It was always for the dyeing.
See the amazing 
two headed asexual 
gang of socialite housewives 
revealed on prime time
for their anti-social media 
love for handguns...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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I'd only finished up my tea
when Terry grabbed the handle.
The little bastard quick to squeeze
the soap just like a vandal.

When off I yelled to "Stop...

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There once was an enema bag named Steve.

Who wants me to go on here?...

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Dune not be bashful, grumpy, leery 
   or any other contemporary dwarf man
even countless less well known dwarves 
   (that never...

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I've not just got a bee in my bonnet
No I have a swarm
My temper has gone through the roof
My face as red as a robin
Cheeks...

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Dimwits and Those That Are Dumb

Candidates  with each other contended
Maybe Constitution should be amended
And in certain part of it the way it read
For President...

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I wore a condom for my mate
and said it glowed to throw my weight.
But when she asked to know it's fate
the light was on and...

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Local Newspaper Caper

To local newspaper will not subscribe again
Now no longer put any of my new poems in
Which people in past loved reading greatly
But in...

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Her name was Methane Bertha
And if you met you'd know why
There's always a southern wind blowing
Everyone she meets holds their nose
And then says goodbye.

She eats...

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I am getting hungry y’all.
I have no food in the house.
I wonder why I have to order out.
Laugh out Loud
Colloquium

I am getting hungry you all.
I...

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I haven't had a quiet life
In-fact it's been quite busy
When I think back to how it was
It sends me kinda dizzy

I have had a lot...

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