Men

I haven't had a quiet life In-fact it's been quite busy When I think back to how it was It sends me kinda dizzy I have had a lot of men Of which I can recall I could name most of them But could not name them all Alan, Steve, Wayne and Mark Jimmy, John, and Jack Edward,Tony,Geoff and Lee Have had me on my back Colin, Gary, Paul and Neil Ian, Chris and Scotty I have had each one of them Some ugly and quite grotty Some were big, some were small Some were long and fatter But I didn't mind the shape or size In-fact that didn't matter Short or tall, young or old Ginger, bald or hairy I just want all the world to know I ain't no Virgin Mary. X