Dog Homework Poems

I'm going to tell you a story, I swear its 100% true..
About what happened to my homework, and why it was overdue.
You see my dog...

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I was in third grade when I heard a tale,               ...

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Seems a century ago I started teaching school
With Elementary children so difficult to fool,
They were bright and resilient and easily lead
Amazing the things that went...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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My dog ate my homework. Really he did!
‘Cause he's a bad dog and I'm a good kid!
I really love math class and my teacher's a...

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The house is a wreck, 
and I'm sorry I'm late. 
The cats are all grounded, 
because one of them ate - 
Oh no!! My homework!

The...

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I hated homework - what a bore;
And wanted time to play.
I’d tolerate that stuff at school,
But that was during day.

We didn’t have a dog or...

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The IRS Ate My Homework

I tried to tell anyone who would listen
How my homework went oddly missing
The dog was overused and has no teeth to...

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I didn’t do my math homework!
I watched T.V instead!
I better come up with an excuse... and quick!
Or else I’m surely dead!

My brother tore it!
It’s in...

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My dog ate my homework
 He doesn't know what he's done
 
He's forced me to defend myself with what is essentially a pun

I asked him...

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