Hof Poems - Poems about Hof

Pimp Who Won the Primary Posthumously

....
          No doubt
      God looks after
    Even sin city- Vegas

   From oldest profession;
   Politics’ newest victim;
   Brothel King: Dennis Hof
.
  When comes to profession
   Prost...

Categories: hof, political,
Form: Concrete

A New Satisfaction

...This is dedicated specifically to Howard Hof, one of my dearest friends, for giving me all of that new satisfaction!

A New Satisfaction

It can’t be held inside, the satisfaction ...

Categories: hof, friendship, happiness, hope, inspirational,
Form: Narrative

Ted

...Boys and Girls of Every Year
Listen close don’t live in fear
Underneath you can view
A monster stares and looks at you
Noises from and far below
Something grabbing for your toe
But have you jus...

Categories: hof, adventure, animals, children,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

The Ultimate Feline

...She sits in her basket
Purring gently away
Wondering why you waste your time
Running from day to day

You clean up her basket
You give her time to play
Serve her fish of salmon
And she just w...

Categories: hof, animals, funny,
Form: Rhyme

The Shrink

...Why would you waste your money?
To pay a shrink or quack
If you want to hear you’re crazy
I can tell you that

How can you take them seriously?
As you lie in the chair
While they fall asleep b...

Categories: hof, funny, health,
Form: Rhyme

Why Do We Need Laces?

...Why do we need laces?
To tie up our shoes
Why make is so difficult?
To tie that annoying thread through

Mum makes me wear lace ups
I don’t know why she tries
For tying is the thing I hate
An...

Categories: hof, childhood, daughter, children, funny,
Form: Rhyme

My Lovable Donkey

...I’ll tell you about my donkey
I got him a while ago
Although he looked so cute in the paper
His smile was all for show

For as soon as I got him home
It became apparent to me
He wasn’t what I ...

Categories: hof, animals, funny, me, ,
Form: Rhyme

I Won'T Clean Up My Room!

...I won’t clean up my room
No matter how you try
To bribe me with all sorts of things
I know it’s just a lie

Don’t think that I will pick up
That sock that’s on the floor
If you don’t want to s...

Categories: hof, children, funny, life, me,
Form: Rhyme