Winter Hilarious Poems
These Winter Hilarious poems are examples of Hilarious poems about Winter. These are the best examples of Hilarious Winter poems written by international poets.
Rain BootShowing off
On streets cum dress
Has season need to laugh
What winter's winds fly to bless
Summer's sun dry to boost in style
Of both, season still don't shun...
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africa, endurance, environment, hilarious,
A Dawn's Scented Winters TaleIn the early dawn, the loud barking of my dog
Woke me up;
I arose and went to the door leading out onto
The veranda;
I adjusted the blinds...
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animal, dog, funny, hilarious,
SnowflakesMy mother does not believe in snow
When the news mention that it will snow
She thinks it must be a hoax or worse a conspiracy theory
Philadelphia...
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faith, family, hilarious, irony,
Quite ProlificMilton Berle said, “sex at 84 is terrific”
“Especially the one in the winter to be specific”
That's downright silly
4 times a year, me and my filly
A...
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hilarious,
Onslaught Winter Ants Yet In the Kitchen-saw an ant in the kitchen
onslaught yet was still winter
thought it was to cold
~
where did he come from
running along kitchen sink
has he seen groundhog
~
thought...
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hilarious, adventure, analogy, confusion, february,
GrampsThe last words of my gramps were
“A TRUCK!!!... “ I guess he should have taken Uber
There's a lesson to be learned
Should've spent what he earned
He'd...
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hilarious,
The WedgieThere's lots of play to underwear.
I'll try to be discreet.
It stretches to contain my boys
Who hang down t'wards my feet.
Elastic waistband...
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dad, fun, hilarious,
The Great Cheddar Cheese RobberyThere were three mice, members of the mob
Wanted to retire, so planned one last job
It was deep winter and it started to snow
But they weren't...
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cat, funny, hilarious, snow,
Winters GamesOLD MAN WINTER
DONE DID IT AGAIN
WHEN I GET HOME
I'LL NEED A TONIC AND GIN
RAIN, HARD RAIN
KEEPS COMING DOWN
GIGANTIC PUDDLES...
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funny, hilarious, humorous, rain,
FetchA dog fights the Christmas winter cold,
as it waits for the Snowman to begin
the game of "fetch". The Snowman
is just a lifeless collection of snow,
buttons,...
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art, christmas, funny, hilarious,
LimerenceA night’s blizzard winter season,
I was waiting there for no reason,
Under the trees of cherry blossom,
There came a beauty so awesome,
Her dazzling sight made me...
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hilarious, humor,
I Walked On WaterIt was a Sunday
The reverend preached about faith
He spoke of Jesus walking on water
And peter failing to
Cause he had no faith
Now to cut it short,
I...
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allusion, hilarious, humor, imagery,
A New Accolade To a New Love- a Companion For SolitudeThe cold winter or the hot summer
We'll go through them together
And I want you naked all the time
'cause that's when you fulfill all my desire
I'll...
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hilarious, appreciation, art, funny, funny
Recent Ramble OneRevolutionary cognitive cones are placed in rows on roads to exact format and precision. It is here that they dwell. Here they can sit and...
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hilarious,