Sorry Hilarious Poems
These Sorry Hilarious poems are examples of Hilarious poems about Sorry. These are the best examples of Hilarious Sorry poems written by international poets.
The ExterminatorDriving through the neighborhood in a shiny armored truck,
The exterminator arrives, looking to make a few hundred bucks.
He goes from door to door and asks...
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Categories:
hero, hilarious, humor, summer,
Best FriendsIt was one of those days
Started with the shower
She wanted to join me
Which in any other day would’ve been great
But her best friend was sharing...
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hilarious, humor, sensual,
The Village of TrillJack and Jill went up the hill
This was never in dispute
It was how Jack fell down
With severe lacerations to his crown
That the jury had to...
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Categories:
giggle, hilarious, humor, nursery
Fartastically Yours"Fartastially yours," he says as he shoots them out like a gun
I pinch my nose in disgust and then I speed out like a...
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hilarious,
One That Lives When LivesWho loves a woman,
who...
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hilarious, allegory, art, creation, fantasy,
10 Conversations In Icu Part INumber one.
"Good morning. Would you like tea with your breakfast?"
No. I want milk with my porridge but it hasn't yet come."
"You will have to ask...
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funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Catfucious 12I run and play
While you're away.
Uh oh!...
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Categories:
animal, cat, crazy, hilarious,
The Ticket ManStep right up dear folks
Please listen if you can
For tonight I tell a tale
First buy from the ticket man
Go ahead and sit dear folks...
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hilarious, betrayal, confusion, corruption, games,
Shifting the Power In VenusProudly the white tummies purposefully sauntered forth
Orange arrow beaks decidedly pointed
Stubby feet not nearly strong enough to hold them up
Yellow mirrored eyeballs, reflecting the...
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Categories:
hilarious, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Halibats Are the Worst of the WorstHalibats are the worst of the worst, for they steal purses,
and they wear your lipstick.
But they are sneaky about it, so you put it...
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hilarious, 4th grade, 5th grade,
Failed At Earth Have To Re-BirthCleaning Clyde got to the other side
Feeling sparkly with lots of pride
Puffed up with zing
Cleaning had been his thing
Angels felt so sorry for Cleaning...
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hilarious, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Drunk Text MessagesThere's no such thing as a drunk text message
alcohol just gives me the confidence to say stuff I didn't have the courage to say sober
I've...
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hilarious, character, cheer up, drink,
Keep Up With the KardashiansSome people reading this will think I sound arrogant
but I'm sick and tired of the drama and babbling
I don't care about their news and don't...
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hilarious, celebrity, character, funny, growth,
Big Bad Joe, Cowboy HusbandEvery morning at a quarter to six, I can hear my he him trotting down the hallway to the bed where I lay, shriveled up...
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hilarious, anger, confidence, crush, cute,
Facebook LoveI threw up at one o’clock.
I hurled again at two.
I threw up banana, an ugly color yellow.
I threw up eggplant, and it landed on...
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Categories:
hilarious, how i feel,