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Keep Up With the Kardashians

Some people reading this will think I sound arrogant but I'm sick and tired of the drama and babbling I don't care about their news and don't want to watch their TV show marathons I want to meet a girl who doesn't want to keep up with the Kardashians Kim, Khloe, Kourtney and whatever the other ones names are, I don't care for them I can't believe the news has stories to share about them It feels like these days there's no air without them They may be your dream girls, but I have nightmares about them I'll happily be romantic with a girl and take her shopping I just hope she doesn't want to buy from whatever fashion line a Kardashian is dropping I don't care about the "Which fan can look the most like a Kardashian" contest I don't mean to be rude, but I'd also rather not hear about Kanye West's latest nonsense But I see them everywhere and on everything it's impossible to avoid this issue I had an ex who loved their show, she even said she enjoyed the twists too Everyone has their own likes, so I can't be mad at it But let's be honest, a reality show can't have any twists Most of it is fake, and put on just to get views I don't think I've seen myself naked as many times as I've saw a Kardashian nude If anyone wants to know what today's challenge is It's to try and find out what a Kardashian's talent is I don't hate them as much as I've made out, but I'm tired of seeing them everywhere But I'm not related to them, so why would I want to know about them or even care? Sorry but I don't want to watch their TV show marathons I want to find a girl who doesn't want to keep up with the Kardashians

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018




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