Fartastically Yours

"Fartastially yours," he says as he shoots them out like a gun I pinch my nose in disgust and then I speed out like a bullet "honey I went hard as a rock," he whines, " think I lost a ton" sticking my head out the door, " it must have been the mullet, "Fart-tastic, Fantastic " he croons, " hurry go get the skillet " we can cook them and feed them to the Browns, hon ... Theres a knock at the door and I open it, its Louise Oh God ! from the bathroom he hollars " honey let her in, its fine " "I've come to borrow a bottle of wine" she says, "for Claude" sorry Lou, my husband is unwell and we drank up all the wine sniffing around she asks " did you cook rotten fish Adeline?" yes I did but now Jerry is in the can and its not a good sign "Fart-astic Fantastic" he muisicalizes, " "fresh as they come" I sigh and then I close the door, then I lay dead on the floor he giggles n' shakes " oh the things that come out of my bum that night I open a can of beans, " think I'll even the score" the next day it is I who is tootin' it out with putrid air hums Fart-tastic, fantastic" I chant as I vibrate, my musical door. September 22, 2021 Sponsor Chantelle Anne Cooke Contest Name Fart-tastic