Science Hilarious Poems

I wanted to build a skylight in my place.
My friends thought it was spurious.
So I went and built it anyway.
Now the neighbors above me are...

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When I eat I have the discipline to stop, 
and I make effort to burn calories off, 
you snack all day everyday snacking is non...

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Of false post science
                 hyper surreal art skill
 ...

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Fastidious gildings must dot your mien:
Sizzling lips that ooze unbridled charm,
And a neck sleekest with angelic luster
To daze the eye and sun a smitten arm....

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12:22 am.............12:22pm
December 22 2022.  . ...... De ember 22 2021
6:06pm..........6:06am.........6-6-21.. ...6-6-22
3 02am............,....... .........    3:02pm
3-22:2022…......  .............. ........3:22:2021
4 44 am... 4-4-2021
...........4:44pm.. ...

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Chemist Charlie Chuckles, 
How clumsy her cackle, 
Creating chemical cosmos. 
Consorting with cats, 
Chemical mishaps, 
Oh, Charlie Chuckles the chemist! 

Chemist Charlie Chuckles, 
Cryptic crossword...

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I HEARD THEM
THEY WERE THERE
I SAW THEM
THEY STOOD THERE SPEAKING
THEY SPOKE OF THE DAYS AHEAD
AND WARNED OF THE NEW BEGANNING
THEN THEY FADED AND WERE NO...

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Ijeawale, the daughter of my youth 
Do you know the value laden in your name? 
Come close, let me tell you the truth 
So you...

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We have watched and read many science-themed
books on evolution, where we evolved from apes,
eating wild berries and cracking nuts.
But seriously,
why aren't apes slowly turning to...

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#1
broken icicle
equatorial fossil
turned now into stone

Brian Johnston
June 20, 2016

Poet's Notes:
Expect more to come!  Ha!...

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The Zombies got together with our Dragon on one fall Day.
They said that they wanted to come over for Halloween to play.
At least, that’s what,...

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I was abducted by aliens and I'm angry, bitter and depressed.
They took me to a world where the women have no breasts.
When I was abducted,...

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