School Hilarious Poems

"Be not careless in deeds, nor confused in words, nor rambling in thoughts." (Marcus Aurelius)

In certain moments, less is more.
It's regarded as a cliche, 
but...

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Collective nouns, what do you mean?
Let me present-
A gaggle of geese,
A moose and some meese,
A tuft of grass,
And a band of thieves,
A fleet of ships,
And...

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Consideration isn't only of school
When iterating issues to being fool...

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If the title is suggestive they watch me 
put their name in it they watch me 
the only time they get attention 
the only time...

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There once lived a local chef named Harris
Claimed he trained at a school in Paris
          ...

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Justin Case - the weirdest guy in the all of Buxton county - did a lot o’ crazy things that most would never try,
And even...

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I can do it tomorrow, I think, feeling good in my pajamas.
Isn’t this Monday? My husband asks.
Drat! I thought it was Sunday.
Have I already had...

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In all my days here upon earth
from day one as I remember
I've stammered pre-school and beyond
and even joined its association member

But through all my time...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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I landed in  slammer with Trixie, a red-headed prostitute with hilarious stories.
Pretty soon her friend Lulu was tossed in. They sat in the corner...

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My God that was the most embarrassing moment ever....Went to Violet's theater camp at Albertville High School earlier. We found seats in the back of...

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Ivy has overtaken Columbus Hall
The classrooms on the east side are in shadows
No one can peek out or see the sky from those classrooms
for the...

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She wore a skull on her belt, but it was small
And it did not have hair on it or flesh, 
so the parents thought it...

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Mrs. Curry waddled down school corridors,
Frightening children escaped from class~ 
Oh,my!nSuch dangerous marauders!
As she walked, earthquake faults cracked the walls.
Good riddance to her Titanic,bowling ball breasts, 
Take those...

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I am an elementary school counselor.
Everyone else shuns the sixth graders, they are my pals.
They are the ones I know the best, we have the...

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