Lyric Hilarious Poems

'Twas the twilight of the year, a twinkling tiara,
December 31st, digits dancing dunes in the Sahara.
One, two, three, one, two, three, it's a prance,
A numerical...

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I woke up laughing 
It all got better from there
Something way down deep in me
Was asking to be declared 

So now I prepare 
If I...

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We are pickles-pickles...
We can hear the hungry whistles
Cause we are pickles-pickles...
The race to grab our jumbo green
We got many many pimples.
But we promise we are...

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Oh say can you see
By the dawn's early light
The bags in my eyes
For I can't sleep through the night
I've been working to death 
And I...

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There’s some mornings I wake up
I realize I made it all up
The drama, the stage, the curtain
The actors and their scripted burden

And somewhere in the...

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I am a poet with many lovers
Girls of the same mother; they're all sisters
It feels good being polygamous
And I'm lucky that my girls aren't jealous

I...

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Damn you Narcissus,
You've locked her in this cage
A cage so empty from blindness
She sees what I deny

Cause lonely is the mirror 
She sees your soul
Your...

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Never stand behind a hippo!
Never stand behind a hippo!
Never stand behind a hippo!
Projectile diarrhea!...

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I was not the culprit this time, but no one believed or could see.
Since I had done it six months earlier, no one wanted to...

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Proudly the white tummies purposefully sauntered forth
Orange arrow beaks decidedly pointed 
Stubby feet not nearly strong enough to hold them up

Yellow mirrored eyeballs, reflecting the...

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Another Day...Another Accursed Blank Screen

Ma wink'n and blink'n
     mind nod yet awake,
     nor insights keen,
asper ho hum...

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"IT N' EST
PAS SAGE DE
BOO LE FAUORIL !
LE QUAH,
LE QUAH
LE QUAH !
HI BOU, HI BOU,
IGNORE-LE !
LE MOO !
LE MOO !
IGNORE , LA
TRANE !"
SUM THANG BIN...

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Be a Lighthouse
(Words are Cheap, Tongues are Loose,
And Man is surrounded by Darkness.)
By: Tom Wright
7/23/2018

“Two Wrongs Don’t Make a Right”
But one “Loose Tongue” can provoke...

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while playboy hallucination at my male member does yank
key mud hood dill, where reality doth usually tank
with muss elf feeling prick 
   sans...

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so, you want me
to be happy 
(shiny white teeth and perfect makeup)

hook: so, where's my pills?


so, you want me to be 
domesticated 

hook: so, where's...

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