Heaven Hilarious Poems

I have invented a nonce nonsense form: the "dabble dactyl." A dabble dactyl starts out like a double dactyl, but forgets the rules and changes...

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           Meant to be humorous…Pangie

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When I was a child I spoke as a Child!   
 As a StoryTeller things changed, and I still speak as a child
A...

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Oh, Medical Residents

Perhaps, nowjust, perhaps, it was worth it to break my knee and thigh? 
As those groovy young Med students, made me so heavily...

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I heard it from a good source that there ARE toilets in heaven 
they are  called thrones and you must be pure to sit...

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The Platypus: Double Limerick
by Michael R. Burch 

The platypus, myopic,
is ungainly, not erotic.
His feet for bed
are over-webbed,
and what of his proboscis?

The platypus, though, is eager
although...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Heaven offers tickets to any citizen
           Adhering to good behaviour, as Richard
   ...

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my banjo is broken and i don,t know what to do, 
i played all day and all night when i am with you,
i plucked it...

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Cleaning Clyde got to the other side
Feeling sparkly with lots of pride 
Puffed up with zing
Cleaning had been his thing
Angels felt so sorry for Cleaning...

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A woman of integrity,
An embodiment of beauty,
An exemplar of charity,
An archetype of dignity.
A woman of faith
Endowed with spiritual strength. 

My Heart opens up like a...

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The Soul-train was leaving the station,
Believers were gathered on board.
Their hands were all reaching for heaven, 
And happily praising the lord.
But someone was left on...

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Reincarnated Rozetta was very angry with her super angel team for saddling her with ChimChang Man again.
They had spent the last two lifetimes together, once...

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Elvin and Leroy were baseball players
From the time they were six years old
And best friends since the early days
A million baseball stories to be told

Their...

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You can count on it 
Seasons changing 
You can count on it 
A drip from a faucet sink 
You can count on it 
Ignited Flame...

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