You Can Count On It

You can count on it Seasons changing You can count on it A drip from a faucet sink You can count on it Ignited Flame polyester melts You can count on it World domination Higher prices inflation You can count on it World's gone wrong Where do Sinners and Saints belong You can count on it Your mind got you going Caught Paul still snoring You can count on it Rain falls down You can count on it Depressed clowns Mercy can't be found because everyone's too busy, Wow Hey, man you got change for a dollar Babies crying listen to them holler Walk the dog wearing a choke collar You can count on it The air we breathe You can count on it Someone sneeze saying "God bless you" You can count on it ""RAP"" "Blistex kissing lips new thing is everybody's smoking gum while drinking Listerine for fun And every fourth of July I go to the bank withdraw my money without giving thanks I set it on fire watch it go higher smoke embellished Heather's being picky Donald's dating Vicki while all along she done left the inner city birds fly high Moss die woodsy owl cries now instead of saying "who" he says " why" you can count on it a snake is still a snake if you kill it cook it then call it steak what you know about cheap show donut holes Arm & Hammer I got a Crisco Delight chocolate Italian fries what!! that ain't right horses racing cars without engines not feeling hungry got no bologna give me a quart of ham and cheese extra mayo please going to lick that salt block rub it on my fries now it's it's time to make my blood pressure rise it's the normal things you can count on it you all get ready like a thief in the night now it's the normal things but He's not coming to steal your TV your or couch He wants to take you there to a place called heaven better be ready He's coming down Na na now who is this HE I'm talking about, it's none other than Jesus Christ (End rap) Christ coming soon Jesus coming down You can count on it And in all the glory you listen to the story maybe be ready for His coming soon You can, You can count on it