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Goodbye Hilarious Poems

These Goodbye Hilarious poems are examples of Hilarious poems about Goodbye. These are the best examples of Hilarious Goodbye poems written by international poets.


Skeletons In The Closet
Skeletons In The Closet

The stoners are in the closet
And the skeletons are on the bed.
Wait! reverse that…
The skeletons are in the closet
And the stoners are...

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Categories: hilarious, cat, dance, fantasy, fun,



Premium Member Do Your Thing
Do your thing
And let me do mine
Let me laugh and sing
I’m absolutely fine
Leave me alone
Let me do my thing
Let me have fun
Let the bells ring
All...

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Categories: fun, goodbye, hilarious, humor,

Premium Member Who Is Or What Is X
Where is Twitter?
Who is or what is X?
I do not mean Super X?
I want to tweet a rumor
I was away for a few days
I am...

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Categories: hilarious, divorce, eulogy, farewell, goodbye,

Twice Told Toilet Tale a Cheeky Execrable Gross Fable
Twice told toilet tale – a cheeky execrable gross fable

which poetic product best be affixed 
with hashtag STINKY label.

As a young whippersnapper
and one precocious lad...

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Categories: hilarious, 11th grade, 12th grade,

Premium Member Rock N' Roll Pickle Party
Pickled okra, pickled beets
Pickled corn and pickled beans
Of all the pickles that I see
Cucumber pickles are the best
Dancers, players, pickles
Celebrating, showing their
Vinegar tails, their garlic...

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Categories: hilarious, celebration, fun, funny, giggle,



Explicit Thoughts Inside
Since I can't say the words that I want to use
We r going to have a little fun and light the fuse
I don't give 2...

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Categories: hilarious, betrayal, break up, confidence,

Premium Member What Does He Want
It is disconcerting to walk past your car
and see a man crouched down, hiding in the back seat.
Who is he?
What does he want?
Do I warn...

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Categories: hilarious,

There For Me
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Categories: hilarious, 12th grade, character, hope,

Premium Member It's a Mad World- In a Lancashire Accent
IT’S A MAD WORLD In a Lancashire Accent.

I went to the Confectioners today, there was a long queue outside, a metre apart, and it had...

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Categories: crazy, food, funny, hilarious,

Albert's Avengers
Albert G Walpole, proud legionnaire
Clerk to the council for all of his days
Lived with his mother in Hartington D'Arcy
Nice little end terrace, quite set in...

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Categories: hilarious, adventure, conflict, farewell, goodbye,

Premium Member What If Tomorrow Was Forever
What If Tomorrow was Forever? No good bye ends and friends still there. With OH That’s Rare and a Destiny Dare of a Forever Care....

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Categories: allusion, hilarious, memory, parody,

The Strange Truces of King Arthur
The Strange Truces of King Arthur
by Michael R. Burch

Artur took Cabal, his hound,
and Carwennan, his knife,
and his sword forged by Wayland
and Merlyn, his falcon,
and, saying...

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Categories: england, funny, giggle, hilarious,

Premium Member Better
my new better computer 
came with a shiny new button  
that yelled out  –delete trash

I kept on pressing the button 
but the world...

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Categories: hilarious, fantasy, farewell, funny, goodbye,

Premium Member Quacking Crackers
Donald Duck Chancellor of this fowl kingdom 
wearing an upside down smile's raging hypocrite backwards 
this deranged Duck twitters to and fro as his unhinged...

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Categories: hilarious, abuse, betrayal, conflict, deep,

Richer Than Rich
Richer than rich!
By Stanley Russell Harris
The new mad Author
& A Poetry Soup honourably mentioned poet

Has football gone completely mad!
A sport of all now to be...

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Categories: hilarious, celebrity, crazy, football, goodbye,


Book: Shattered Sighs