Dedication Hilarious Poems

I may be gormless
And it may be true
But just how many were there In the band?
I forgot
So I'm asking you?

Their beautiful music is a gift...

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I have to ask of my good friend Jan
who lives far away on the isle of man
why on earth  you went for a silly...

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Riding in the Wagon
over such deep ruts
I simply had no choice
but to grab his nuts.

I didn't want them jarred around
didn't want them smashed
Didn't want them...

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So, I decided to create a "can do" list. Not like a 
"can do anything" list if you believe long and hard 
enough. Neither like...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Heaven offers tickets to any citizen
           Adhering to good behaviour, as Richard
   ...

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On the short little drive up 17
was the smell of a land we'd quarantined
Where the place we went through wasn't quite as bad
as the hell...

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A renowned red head,
Although the color is questionable.
She seems to always have antics…
To pull off on the silver screen.

Her hair isn’t the only thing…
That leaves...

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Beginning of june
begining of month of june
brings a happy tune
with sudden storm and tempest
comes on earth newly created guest.
streched desertion on earth
comes into new birth
quenching...

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"ALL I DID"


with a cigarette in hand
and a Pacific sitting cold,
was watch her, another whore
throwing my belongings in the
trash.
with a cigarette in hand
and a Pacific...

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There is a lake somewhere,
I want to go there,
If there will be full moon light
My heart will be bright.
There will be pin drop silence,
That environment...

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If there is a god in heaven
What is worth to achieve
With out a truth
For is it more profitable
If achievement is earn 
With a lie 
East,...

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