Animal Hilarious Poems
These Animal Hilarious poems are examples of Hilarious poems about Animal. These are the best examples of Hilarious Animal poems written by international poets.
The Cat's LitterJames and Peter
Found a messed up cat litter
Close by at Peter's
A cat is amiss
The litter smells of cat's piss
The missus remiss
The miss is too slow
To...
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animal, cat, hilarious,
Giraffe LaughLike, Yogi and Boo-Boo out on the trail.
With heads in the clouds it’s easy to smell
food; even that on the ground.
Three porridges...
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hilarious, adventure, africa, animal, fun,
Stoned ChihuahuaI'm baked
I'm baked
One toke is all it taked....
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animal, dog, funny, hilarious,
The Funny Farm
Chickens clucking, pecking paths in the dust
Cow bawling for the calf who loves her bust
Turkeys gobbling, heads nodding
Cats purring, dogs applauding
Farmers heeding, flapping hands...
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hilarious, animal, cat, dog, farm,
A Sly Skunk's Non'scents'A Sly Skunk’s Non’scents’
If you remember correctly, one night, I came upon Steve.
‘Twas a normal day that led to such a befuddling eve.
For, Steve...
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animal, character, conflict, hilarious,
Why Bother VacuumingMy husband is torn.
He wants a clean house.
But he loves our big puppy.
The chewingest dog in the whole dang town.
He says I guess I should...
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dog, hilarious, humor, humorous,
A Dawn's Scented Winters TaleIn the early dawn, the loud barking of my dog
Woke me up;
I arose and went to the door leading out onto
The veranda;
I adjusted the blinds...
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animal, dog, funny, hilarious,
Admirable New World An IronyWe came from
modernity for
teach beings
underdeveloped,
we found that
totally unhappy
are these retards
aliens
race scum
human... these
that segregated in
colonies where everything
happens equal to
the ancient days...
live impure,
dirty,
accumulating garbage...
live persecuted
by bacteria,
infected...
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hilarious, adventure, allegory, allusion, appreciation,
The Man Who Waddled Like a DuckThere once was a man named Chuck
Who waddled just like a duck
When they asked, “are you fine”?
He replied, “It’s the wine”
That made him look very...
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hilarious, addiction, animal, bird, drink,
Grape DogGrape Dog
‘Like a grape?’
There was a dog that ate grapes
The dog was happy eating them
For they tasted so sweet
Especially the black ones
So wonderfully yummy
They were...
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dog, health, hilarious,
There For MeLooking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.
I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...
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hilarious, 12th grade, character, hope,
Skunk FunkNOTE: This limerick posted 10/31/2020 in
Alexis Y.’s PEE YEW Collaboration
Take a look at the collaboration on her page! It's hilarious!
I once was peed on...
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animal, fun, funny, hilarious,
Of Animal and Bird ParentsLet me put your parenting skills
Under the microscope, my thrills!
You share your food with the young
You eat, regurgitate for the fledging
What childcare, what...
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allegory, animal, caregiving, hilarious,
Drunk As a SkunkDrink to the rain falling down
Drink to the tears of a clown
Drink to get drunk
Drunk as a skunk
Drinks on the skunk, he's buyin' a round!
Has...
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animal, drink, hilarious, humor,
It's a Mad World- In a Lancashire AccentIT’S A MAD WORLD In a Lancashire Accent.
I went to the Confectioners today, there was a long queue outside, a metre apart, and it had...
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crazy, food, funny, hilarious,