Why Bother Vacuuming

My husband is torn.
He wants a clean house.
But he loves our big puppy.
The chewingest dog in the whole dang town.

He says I guess I should vacuum.
I do not comment.
He is tired of hearing me say “why bother?”
So, I lift my feet
And tolerate the annoying drone
Which drowns out my TV show.

Ten minutes later there is snow in the living room.
At least thirty fluff balls. Buddy has chewed the heck out of something.
Football, pillow, stuffed animal, mattress, something.
My husband comes in and gives a big sigh.
“Why do I bother?” he says.
I turn the volume of my TV show up.
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Sands Avatar
January 14, 2022 at 12:40 PM
Lol funny Caren. I could see this and enjoyed it. Now, you can enjoy your show :)
Krutsinger Avatar
January 14, 2022 at 11:10 PM
I spend a lot of time rolling my eyes these days since this huge chewing machine dog discovered us.
Hankins Avatar
January 14, 2022 at 9:21 AM
This is precisely why I do not make my bed in the mornings! Why bother, since I'm only going to tear it all up tonight??? Home, my friend, is where the heart is!
Hankins Avatar
January 14, 2022 at 11:41 AM
Now, that's my kind of research!
Krutsinger Avatar
January 14, 2022 at 11:29 AM
Research proves if you make a bed it gives bed bugs a nice dark place to lay eggs. If you do not make it, they die.
Rose  Avatar
January 14, 2022 at 4:41 AM
lol I know that feeling love, take care, and keep watching your shows, they will keep you focused, :)
Krutsinger Avatar
January 14, 2022 at 11:30 AM
Absolutely. I am pretty focused.
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