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Funny Heroic Couplets Poems

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Shadow in the sun
Ur an extension of myself, a literal blister,
It’s mad sometimes how much I’ve missed ya 
You’ve walked in my footsteps for almost your whole life
Taught...

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Categories: best friend, childhood, devotion,



Premium Member X MEN
Stranger things beacon
 these young teen agers
when a bald-headed
professor
saw them individually-telekelically

a girl a Marvel girl
she could perform miracles
can read minds nothing can be hidden
from this...

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Categories: celebrity, character, hero,

When I tell my husband ,
When I tell my husband-"Together forever",
He  near tumble and Got a tremor.
He is so sensitive- my love,
As in a cage the frightened dove!
...

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Categories: funny,

The Kiss
There was a boy and his name was Nick.
He caught a virus and now he's sick.
He can't go to church and he can't go to...

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Categories: childhood, funny, girlfriend, kiss,

Premium Member Ashley Facey-Thompson
Ashley best describes himself as, 
Cheeky, funny and also happy as, 
He’s a student at South Bank Uni, 
Of sports coaching in London city. 

He...

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Categories: sports, strength,

YES, MOTHER
Looking back to memories bright,
I remember she’d teach me wrong from right.
“Clean your plate.  There are others who have none.”
“Do your homework, and let...

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Categories: childhood, inspirational, mom, mother,

Premium Member See Lows Can Please
What the flip was CeeLo Green
Doing on the X Factor looking keen?
In a dress of yellow and pink flowers 
With flaccid, psychedelic powers?

I felt as...

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Categories: cheer up, children, color,

Premium Member Jeremy Corbyn
I'm kind of taken by Jeremy Corbyn, the man and his success, 
And believe that for the leadership role he may be able to dress;...

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Categories: future, leadership, political, poverty,

Oh Lord!
Oh my!
I think I'll die!
How could this have happened to me?
The air in my butt decided to flee!!

It was loud and kinda squeeky,
Now everyone is...

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Categories: funny

I just tried on Jeans
that feel better than a man
These are some jeans
If I gain weight, they understand

They grip, they hold me
they know me real...

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Categories: funny, happinessme,

Justice
Marry me, I am falling head over heels for you.
  Go to the dance with me and let the world see what I do.
That...

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Categories: fantasy, funny, imaginationme, love,

Man Of Our Dreams....
I see you for who you really are.
 Did you think I'd ever let it go so far?
Once I thought you were beautiful, and sweet....

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Categories: angst, fantasy, imagination, sadwomen,

Behind his mask
His makeup is white and red,
He makes me feel like I might wind up dead.
His colorful silky suites and huge shoes,
Being here gives me the...

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Categories: adventure, deathme, me,

An Old "Happy" Couple
Cherish me as I grow old, and am surely liable to forget things. 
 I know how interesting life is and the contentment it brings.
I...

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Categories: adventure, devotion, family, funny,

2 Times Tabled .
Aunt Doris was feeling poorly .
I did not know what to say .
So ,I gathered all her friends around ;
And we had a Doris Day...

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Categories: funny, thanksgiving,

FLASHBACK
When I peep into past
And recall life's early morn
Present life stings and pains
Like sting of cactus thorn
For a while I get lost
In sweet memories of...

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Categories: funny, nostalgia, passion,

MUSH-BUSH IMBROGLIO
Mush and Bush are bosom friends
Former borrows, latter lends
Bush-Mush, Mush-Bush
The alliance, awkward and abstruse -
To everyone
The pair both confuse and amuse
The former stalwart, latter a...

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Categories: friendship, funny, people, me,