Funny Hero Poems
These Funny Hero poems are examples of Hero poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Hero Funny poems written by international poets.
Why Can't I?You can’t defeat me!
You can’t stop my crimes!
I’ll someday get it right, you see,
I’ll even do it speaking rhymes.
I can rob a bank.
I can end...
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confidence, fantasy, funny, hero,
Phobiayou always notice black marks on the floor
checking, in case they scurried with evilness
but don’t look at me, no no no, I double-took
earlier and...
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hero, fear, feelings, fun, funny,
Grail's TaleIt was a dark and stormy knight
who entered the castle unbidden.
Questing to rescue the purloined grail
in the dungeon's depths still hidden.
He met no resistance, no...
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funny, hero, silly, word
RIP Erich Anderson And Rob DierWoodsman on a prowl
Sneaking around like an owl
Noticing innocents getting a fright
Watchman you are a good knight
Defending partiers in a plight...
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hero, angel, bereavement, eulogy, friendship
How to attach a shower curtainHow to attach a shower curtain...
I revisit rather than write from scratch
a poem crafted May twenty third
two thousand and twenty
since the following words apropos
and...
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hero, abuse, angel, appreciation, business,
Sausage Mannnn Super Hero
Sausage Mannnn super Hero to the people
Protector of his city
Was happy…. yet something was just lacking
That being …..His love life was not so pretty!
It had...
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hero, funny, humorous, silly,
A Fantastic Four ParodyDr Doom: Well Reed, we meet again, and excuse me for putting your dear ex to sleep, or she'd use her powers to conjure that...
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hero, allusion, analogy, appreciation, character,
Colin the Caped CabbieColin is a cabby with a proper taxi cab
He drives for all the passengers an Uber didn’t grab
Which means he has a lot of time...
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hero, humorous,
Zero" Intelligent people learn to make strong friendship with the most criticized person in the community"
Quote by poet.
Zero has value than Empty
In mathematical contest...
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hero, africa, fairy, irony,
Sassy SunI had named my verbose parrot Sunny, as he filled my world with sunshine;
For when someone truly touches the heart, you often must give some...
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cute love, fantasy, hero,
Derivatives With LimitsWorking over Birk’s Works and other tunes my saxophonist admires—
Cheesecake, Blackbird—for the theoretical, applied mathematics
inside an abstract, audial harmonization of the Big Bang and The...
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cancer, funny, god, hero,
Freedom of SpeechIt's not funny
To die for the liberty
For the freedom to speak
Freely without fears.
It is not beautiful
to suffer for the rights
To use simple or single words,
To...
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hero, anti bullying, death, dream,
unlikely hero
since i fell through a glass pane
the neighbors have not seen rain
and since we dont go out
due to the recent drought
i'm hero of the floodplain.
...
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hero, appreciation, community, environment, funny,
Jack Frost HowlerHow the igloo spectators did laugh
as I spun like some frozen giraffe
black ice caught me napping
jack frost “boo-boo” snapping
this whirligig skater a fly-half!
Date created...
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hero, art, color, creation, cute,
Creating a Super- Hero Children'sWhen I woke up today, it was kind of tough.
Yawn!
I stretched and I tossed, sunk back down to think about stuff.
My imagination was still dreaming,...
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hero, art, blessing, blue, butterfly,