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Funny Hero Poems

These Funny Hero poems are examples of Hero poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Hero Funny poems written by international poets.


Why Can't I?
You can’t defeat me!
You can’t stop my crimes!
I’ll someday get it right, you see,
I’ll even do it speaking rhymes.

I can rob a bank.
I can end...

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Categories: confidence, fantasy, funny, hero,



Phobia
you always notice black marks on the floor
checking, in case they scurried with evilness
but don’t look at me, no no no, I double-took 
earlier and...

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Categories: hero, fear, feelings, fun, funny,

Premium Member Grail's Tale
It was a dark and stormy knight
who entered the castle unbidden.
Questing to rescue the purloined grail
in the dungeon's depths still hidden.
He met no resistance, no...

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Categories: funny, hero, silly, word

Premium Member RIP Erich Anderson And Rob Dier
Woodsman on a prowl 
Sneaking around like an owl 
Noticing innocents getting a fright 
Watchman you are a good knight 
Defending partiers in a plight...

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Categories: hero, angel, bereavement, eulogy, friendship

How to attach a shower curtain
How to attach a shower curtain...

I revisit rather than write from scratch
a poem crafted May twenty third 
two thousand and twenty
since the following words apropos
and...

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Categories: hero, abuse, angel, appreciation, business,



Premium Member Sausage Mannnn Super Hero
Sausage Mannnn super Hero to the people
Protector of his city
Was happy…. yet something was just lacking
That being …..His love life was not so pretty!

It had...

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© Deb M   Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hero, funny, humorous, silly,

Premium Member A Fantastic Four Parody
Dr Doom: Well Reed, we meet again, and excuse me for putting your dear ex to sleep, or she'd use her powers to conjure that...

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© Hilo Poet  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hero, allusion, analogy, appreciation, character,

Premium Member Colin the Caped Cabbie
Colin is a cabby with a proper taxi cab
He drives for all the passengers an Uber didn’t grab
Which means he has a lot of time...

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Categories: hero, humorous,

Zero
" Intelligent people learn to make strong friendship with the most criticized person in the community"
Quote by poet. 

Zero has value than Empty
In mathematical contest...

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Categories: hero, africa, fairy, irony,

Premium Member Sassy Sun
I had named my verbose parrot Sunny, as he filled my world with sunshine;
For when someone truly touches the heart, you often must give some...

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Categories: cute love, fantasy, hero,

Premium Member Derivatives With Limits
Working over Birk’s Works and other tunes my saxophonist admires—
Cheesecake, Blackbird—for the theoretical, applied mathematics
inside an abstract, audial harmonization of the Big Bang and The...

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Categories: cancer, funny, god, hero,

Premium Member Freedom of Speech
It's not funny
To die for the liberty
For the freedom to speak
Freely without fears.

It is not beautiful
to suffer for the rights
To use simple or single words,
To...

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Categories: hero, anti bullying, death, dream,

Premium Member unlikely hero
since i fell through a glass pane

the neighbors have not seen rain

and since we dont go out

due to the recent drought

i'm hero of the floodplain.
...

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Categories: hero, appreciation, community, environment, funny,

Premium Member Jack Frost Howler
How the igloo spectators did laugh
as I spun like some frozen giraffe
black ice caught me napping
jack frost “boo-boo” snapping 
this whirligig skater a fly-half!

Date created...

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Categories: hero, art, color, creation, cute,

Creating a Super- Hero Children's
When I woke up today, it was kind of tough.

Yawn!
I stretched and I tossed, sunk back down to think about stuff.

My imagination was still dreaming,...

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Categories: hero, art, blessing, blue, butterfly,


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