Hee Poems - Poems about Hee

...What if I don’t know what the portal looks like? Asked Daisy Lee. I had no advice right now, but heard it was quite easy to see. When I arrived, I had to let out a donkey-braying tee-hee-hee Porta......Read the rest...

...If you know who Rocky and Bullwinkle are Get behind me We are going to skip and hop And laugh with a loud tee hee hee We are going to find Boris and Natasha And give them a piece of our mind ......Read the rest...

...A fanta see overrides reality! Hello? I like to get positioned for sixty nine. Are you looking for a scheming, schlepping, and schvitzing writer? natural body and laid-back vibe?? I'm al......Read the rest...

...Cackle grackle tee hee hee How much more annoying can a weird laugh be? You have not met my twin or me apparently. Our silent twin laugh could lobotomize thee......Read the rest...

...They found it profitable. the extraction of wastewater foam to be mixed with Detergent and using air pressure to create a rich lather. then mixing it with the wastewater foam. It is then redpie......Read the rest...

...Matthew O' Harris Ease A "FAKE" Irishman Saint Patrick's Day, or Feast of Saint Patrick Lá Fhéile Pádraig invoke even non Irish to proclaim Éirinn go Brách translated as "Ireland Forever." ......Read the rest...

...Limericks IX Scratch-n-Sniff by Michael R. Burch The world’s first antinatalist limerick? Life comes with a terrible catch: It’s like starting a fire with a match. Though the flames m......Read the rest...

...Witch in Salem, you see, Needs spelling, tee hee, Wizard held another, Toad was his mother, Witchy cast charms, Warts on his arms, Bald was his head, Maidens did dread, Pustules appeared, G......Read the rest...

... Growing up, I was 'muy macho' (from eating Cheerios, instead of Nachos) My younger sister thought she was faster than me Well, I'd show her -- Ha, ha; he hee We raced a......Read the rest...

...That man’s alluring, To lovely lass enchanting. That poem moves heart Which, to readers appealing, Or else, spring comes soon to part! ____________________________ Tanka |15.07.2023| poetry, ......Read the rest...

...M-me S-stranger M-watt he say dat vogonese b-4 he flu away deep-sea me, deep-sea me thot dat at lease i new vogonese hee-haw-why-yen me knot no vogonese under-neat da kokomo tree thot i......Read the rest...

...I want a silver tree because I did not get one in sixty-three She was adamant about it, my great granny Fee. We gave her one for Christmas, feeling lots of glee. Didn’t remember they were ugly, sa......Read the rest...

...lucky I be she said, mother of three witches who will all admire me she put them on her broom and flew them around they loved it too, none fell on the ground blessed I be she said, mother of th......Read the rest...

...Down the faithful brick stones he goes with his favorite monkey Spiff through the alley where twilight glints soon turn from pinkish to gold beneath a yawning sun. Bringing forth a new day,......Read the rest...

...Om Ostrich inherited Uncle Hillard’s hat with the onyx jewel. We were surprised for Om never followed any kind of rule. He was Hillard’s favorite, of course, said great aunt Crown. Hillard was a ......Read the rest...