Hee Poems - Poems about Hee

Badger had a peaceful evening planned, no lie or ruse. Sitting by the fire, imbibing on a spot of beetle juice. He was relaxing in the most comfortable, darling way. When a fluttering in the room made hairs on his arms say…. What is going on? Who is here in my house? He knew it could not be a rabbit,...

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The crows came out and sat on the raven’s ramrod necks Wily witches were watching and laughing at the feathery flecks. Wild wooly warlocks came out and joined the throng. They were all ready to sing the annual Halloween song. Hee Hee Hee Ha Ha Caw Caw Dibbly Dibbery Dawdy Daw Daw Let’s be spookier than ever this Halloween night Let’s join...

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Jesse James Felt no shame Billy the Kid Robberies did Al Capone They left alone Enrico Ponzi Lived like Fonzie Leftist mobs Loot and rob Proud Boys Gang Sturm and drang Criminals gritty We love to pity And that's the end Of this little ditty...

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Hee....hee.....! She writes to me It’s hee and not he In her he double ee Meaning I’m he and he Not just one he but another he Smart by not one he but two hes!...

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A squaw called Winnie Hee Hee Lived in an Indian teepee She laughed like a horse And giggled of course Alas she was odd and creepy....

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Eeyore's a bore...

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When laughing Sue dribbled some pee Oh bother she said folk can see My panties are wet So I better get Protection at a costly fee Sue purchased some Tena’s for women In urine she’s no longer swimmin She constantly tries Pelvic exercise Dry panties ... she cannot stop grinnin 07/10/19...

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I get my mass shootings mixed up every day-another one- makes you somewhat numb the killers are all much the same life time losers-twisted agenda so quick to place the blame- They can plan and finance their mayhem then claim that they're insane spared the sparky chair and ball and chain a lifetime of freebies...at the peril of my pay- There's a pack...

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A Mexican mule is endowed To cheerfully service a crowd Each roll in the hay Brings shouts of, "Olé!" And his bray, for crying out loud!...

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....My *itch ? Now, whether you believe It or not ? Your ass is mine how ironic Peter piper this ancient viper: playing it's hand Spinning numbers in a foreign land ? Iconic super phonic Hypnotized mesmerized robotic time on a mission from prince pillar Their cyber space thriller blowing out these candles is everybody, here ? Rent the tent her...

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I've always been a prankster; I just can't resist a joke. I think I'll shake things up a bit, when in the old folks home. They'll think they have a fairy when I hide all their false teeth. No money left, just a note; a cactus they are neath. Swap preparation H with Bengay; this will be such fun! Muscles...

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Swirl me, twirl me, spin me ‘round My eyes are covered, subject not found. Direct me here, then block me there Smiles and snickers; won’t give a care. Hates me, baits me, friend or foe I stop to listen but never know. Frizzy, dizzy, can’t find the beast Removing blind, tail’s pinned on me!...

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I trapped my yodel to you, in a conch shell Then threw it in an ivory well Yodel-lei-hee-you, what-did-I-do? I made a wish to get it out But the un-wishing well had no doubt That in its arms, was where it should stay With the rest of the shells I’ve yodeled away I-keep-missing-you, yodel-lei-boo-hoo I...

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Hee Haw Hee Haw ...

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