Best Hee Poems

Swirl me, twirl me, spin me ‘round
My eyes are covered, subject not found.
Direct me here, then block me there
Smiles and snickers; won’t give a care.
Hates me, baits me, friend or foe
I stop to listen but never know.
Frizzy, dizzy, can’t find the beast
Removing blind, tail’s pinned...

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Eeyore's
       a bore...

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I've always been a prankster; I just can't resist a joke.
I think I'll shake things up a bit, when in the old folks home.

They'll think they have a fairy when I hide all their false teeth.
No money left, just a note; a cactus they are...

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....My *itch ?
Now, whether you believe
It or not ? Your ass is mine how ironic
Peter piper this ancient viper: playing it's hand
Spinning numbers in a foreign land ? Iconic super phonic 
Hypnotized mesmerized robotic time on a mission from prince pillar
Their cyber space thriller blowing...

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I trapped my yodel to you, in a conch shell
Then threw it in an ivory well
    Yodel-lei-hee-you, what-did-I-do?
I made a wish to get it out
But the un-wishing well had no doubt
That in its arms, was where it should stay
With the rest of...

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I get my mass shootings mixed up
every day-another one-
makes you somewhat numb
the killers are all much the same
life time losers-twisted agenda
so quick to place the blame-

They can plan and finance their mayhem
then claim that they're insane
spared the sparky chair and ball and chain  
a...

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Badger had a peaceful evening planned, no lie or ruse.
Sitting by the fire, imbibing on a spot of beetle juice.
He was relaxing in the most comfortable, darling way.
When a fluttering in the room made hairs on his arms say….

What is going on? Who is here...

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A Mexican mule is endowed
To cheerfully service a crowd
Each roll in the hay
Brings shouts of, "Olé!"
And his bray, for crying out loud!...

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Hee Haw

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When laughing Sue dribbled some pee
Oh bother she said folk can see
My panties are wet
So I better get
Protection at a costly fee

Sue purchased some Tena’s for women
In urine she’s no longer swimmin
She constantly tries
Pelvic exercise
Dry panties ... she cannot stop grinnin

07/10/19...

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Jesse James
Felt no shame
Billy the Kid
Robberies did
Al Capone
They left alone
Enrico Ponzi
Lived like Fonzie
Leftist mobs
Loot and rob
Proud Boys Gang
Sturm and drang

Criminals gritty
We love to pity
And that's the end
Of this little ditty...

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A squaw called Winnie Hee Hee
Lived in an Indian teepee
She laughed like a horse
And giggled of course
Alas she was odd and creepy....

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The crows came out and sat on the raven’s ramrod necks
Wily witches were watching and laughing at the feathery flecks.
Wild wooly warlocks came out and joined the throng.
They were all ready to sing the annual Halloween song.

Hee Hee Hee Ha Ha Caw Caw
Dibbly Dibbery Dawdy...

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Hee....hee.....!
She writes to me
It’s hee and not he
In her he double ee
Meaning I’m he and he
Not just one he but another he
Smart by not one he but two hes!...

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