Funny Heartbreak Poems

They called her Cookie at Animal Welfare, she had a white body with one black ear and a black spot on her upper butt. She...

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I remember the first day I saw you, 
The blonde-haired boy with the ocean blue eyes, 
A lob sided grin and tan skin, 
I was...

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at first it was unbearable i must admit
i wanted to stay home, i told my mom i felt sick
i understand now why they say time...

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When dealing with a love-sick fool
One must be strict and must be strong
And follow this one simple rule
Don't let them be a hanger-on

One must be...

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I had a girlfriend during my youth service,
She was then in love but still a novice,
After service, she was called to the bar,
Not long after...

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Following me wherever I go
My greatest fear and my biggest foe
Long dark nights you keep me awake
Even the beating of your heart 
And your breathing...

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Did I not fall in love?
with a man in his boldness,
Matured at acuteness.
Ohhh he felt like home.

For the three months we pushed,
but haven't actually set...

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A pair of lips will say anything.
...but alas if its negative words a pair of feet can turn and walk-away?

Or just fall on the floor...

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This is for all those who are trying to survive whatever traumas they've been put through. Please take care and be gentle with yourself. Healing...

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The vending machine, though filled to the brim 
now stands with a sign, my joy growing dim 
out of order it reads, my heart does...

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I am recovering my mojo, though I have almost no hair
That damn Chemo stuff took it away, and one day it was not there

And it...

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Love is a gambler’s game
Either way it goes,
You’ll never be the same

I gambled half my pot
And sent out my greatest ship
But unlike what I thought,
Cards...

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My eyes glittered into the eyes
Of thee who cast a spell on my heart 
They glanced each other with pleasure 
Upon hearing thy contralto voice,
Or...

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Can we meet again?
You, wearing your black jacket;
Me, empty in mind or thought.

You ask what I want.
I want long hours of chatter.
Know you are happy,
even...

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Mark gave his honest Instance
Of the very circumstance
In which men kept their distance
From Next-Door Neighbor Constance
Anchoring it in Mischance,
All Adams to take no chance,
As An...

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