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Funny Heartbreak Poems

These Funny Heartbreak poems are examples of Heartbreak poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Heartbreak Funny poems written by international poets.

analogy lips and feet---

A pair of lips will say anything.
...but alas if its negative words a pair of feet can turn and walk-away?

Or just fall on the floor...

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Categories: heartbreak, analogy, angst, anxiety, betrayal,

Live with Hope and Faith

This is for all those who are trying to survive whatever traumas they've been put through. Please take care and be gentle with yourself. Healing...

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Categories: blessing, courage, faith, heartbreak,

Coin-Operated Despair

The vending machine, though filled to the brim 
now stands with a sign, my joy growing dim 
out of order it reads, my heart does...

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Categories: heartbreak, candy, cry, emotions, funny,

How to Get Out of the Funk

I am recovering my mojo, though I have almost no hair
That damn Chemo stuff took it away, and one day it was not there

And it...

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Categories: angst, cancer, health, heartbreak,

A Gamblers Game

Love is a gambler’s game
Either way it goes,
You’ll never be the same

I gambled half my pot
And sent out my greatest ship
But unlike what I thought,
Cards...

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Categories: analogy, heartbreak, heartbroken, love

The Morning Star of Love

My eyes glittered into the eyes
Of thee who cast a spell on my heart 
They glanced each other with pleasure 
Upon hearing thy contralto voice,
Or...

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Categories: heartbreak, betrayal, emotions, feelings, first

I Shoulda Seen It Comin - Heartbreak

Quote By Poet   
"Hearts are fragile, need to handle with loving care."  


Heartbreak ~ you had it your way  


Date Written:...

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Categories: heartbreak, goodbye, heart, hurt, leaving,

Falling In Love

Can we meet again?
You, wearing your black jacket;
Me, empty in mind or thought.

You ask what I want.
I want long hours of chatter.
Know you are happy,
even...

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Categories: heartbreak, 12th grade, august, black

Keeping Constance At a Distance

Mark gave his honest Instance
Of the very circumstance
In which men kept their distance
From Next-Door Neighbor Constance
Anchoring it in Mischance,
All Adams to take no chance,
As An...

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Categories: conflict, cry, heartbreak, violence,

Le Cretin Amoureux De Jacques Prevert

L’amoureux brindezingue dit non avec la tète
Le cerveau fort agité amèrement s’embête
Pendant qu’il dit oui avec le cœur enflammé
D’un amour incertain, embaumé et emmitouflé
Oh !...

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Categories: funny love, heartbreak, inspirational

My Foolish Heart

On a city sidewalk, I handed her money
I knew inside she must be someone's honey
After giving her all I had, I walked away
As an afterthought,...

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Categories: heart, heartbreak, heartbroken,

For the Love of Cats

…is a cat not the totem of love

your physical contact generates feelings
were the neurons release 
the feeling for good vibes
peace, harmony 

by stroking soft gentle...

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Categories: heartbreak, allegory, allusion, analogy, art,

Doomed To Catastrophe

Her poor broken heart now lies in rubble.
She done hooked up with another bad boy.
Ignored warning, "keep away, he's trouble!"
     The...

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Categories: heartbreak, relationship, sad love,

Heartbeat

HEARTBEAT (from a guy's perspective)
~Ayesha choudhary. 


I left a peice of myself that day when i said goodbye. 
heart a little heavy, 
holding myself together with bundles...

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Categories: heartbreak, betrayal, break up, feelings,

Move On

They tell me pick up the pieces,
 time to move-on,
    Nothing left of love,
 it's up and gone.

    I...

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Categories: heartbreak, heartbroken,