Had a crazy dream last night in my bunk
Was an amazingly handsome Hollywood Hunk
Girls kept hounding me
For my bod to see
Don't blame them, got some amazing he-man junk
Categories:
he man, body,
Form: Limerick
Had a crazy dream last night in my bunk
Was an amazingly handsome Hollywood Hunk
Girls kept hounding me
For my bod to see
Don't blame them, got some amazing he-man junk
Categories:
he man, beauty,
Form: Limerick
Had a crazy dream last night in my bunk
Was an amazingly handsome Hollywood Hunk
Girls kept hounding me
For my bod to see
Don't blame them, got some amazing he-man junk
Categories:
he man, pride,
Form: Limerick
I don't look like those muscle bound jocks
as I stand wearing nothing but socks
so I bought some dumb bells
but can't use them, oh well-
since I can't lift the lid off the box !
21st Feb 2016
For Limerick contest II, sponsor Jan Allison
Categories:
he man, body,
Form: Limerick
Had a crazy dream last night in my bunk
Was an amazingly handsome Hollywood Hunk
Girls kept hounding me
For my bod to see
Don't blame them, got some amazing he-man junk
© Jack Ellison 2016
Categories:
he man, dream,
Form: Limerick
He is a selfless King
To his golden castle
Sacrificed everything
For his generosity he was belittled
To rule his kingdom
Of loyal Brethren and kin
And protect this freedom
For the eternal love of his Queen
~Happy father’s day – another reminder and a show of appreciation for your selflessness and generosity~
Categories:
he man, fathers day,
Form: Rhyme
by saint schack or saint creep
Golly Gee, shoot I'm mad
Golly Gee shoot I'm mad.
I feel sad
I fell sad
I try I try
I cry I cry
Why?Why?Why?
C'mon guys
C'mon guys
Dang Dang de doodly. How screwy.
Dang Dang de doodly. How screwy.
Damn. Damn. Damn.
Damn that Dan.
Damn that Dan.
I wish I may. I wish might.
I wish I may. I wish might.
Oh well, Oh well.
Gee guys this isn't too swell.
Ah hell! Ah hell!
I guess it's just as well.
Categories:
he man, abuse,
Form: Free verse
A shy he-man met a pee man
They vowed to exchange their semen
They forgot to spelunk
Quarreled on count of *****
And plunked onto pouch of Riemann
Categories:
he man, fun, funny, nonsense,
Form: Limerick
Always thinks that he is never good enough
Never knew what family really means
Tough even though people are unaware
He-man is his nickname
Ownage Collection was eye opening
Needs to see how much he is loved
Yearns to be loved for who he is
Really sweet and sincere
A real treasure to be around
Yet he is like a son to me
Categories:
he man, dedication, family, love, son
Form: Name