He-Man Limerick Contest Ii

I don't look like those muscle bound jocks
as I stand wearing nothing but socks
so I bought some dumb bells
but can't use them, oh well-
since I can't lift the lid off the box !

21st Feb 2016
For Limerick contest II, sponsor Jan Allison

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Date: 6/23/2016 8:35:00 PM
Hey, Miss you!!!
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Date: 4/3/2016 1:07:00 AM
LOL thats hilarious!!!!! Loved this!
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Date: 3/25/2016 7:56:00 AM
Lol, hah hah hahahah!!
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Date: 3/19/2016 10:14:00 AM
I must have missed this witty limerick, Viv! Hope you're not still trying to open that box:) Jokes apart...I hope you are keeping well...your presence has been missed! ~ Regards // paul
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Date: 3/15/2016 12:14:00 AM
Viv, Congrats on your limerick win. Luv ~LINDA~
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Date: 3/7/2016 5:33:00 AM
My ribs still cracking whenever I open this page!!!! Congrats Viv, for your interesting WIN in the contest!!! ;-)
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Date: 3/6/2016 8:29:00 PM
Now that's funny!! Congratulations on your win!!
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Date: 3/6/2016 8:23:00 PM
LOL! This is the best one I've read so far. Congratulations on your win! A 7
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Date: 3/6/2016 8:23:00 PM
haha... nice write, Viv, congratulations on your limerick win a 7 :) Hugs Eve
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Date: 3/6/2016 7:29:00 PM
hahaha. AMazingly good. Congrats on the win. How the heck did I miss THIS one the first time?
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Date: 3/6/2016 6:12:00 PM
absolutely hilarious Mr Viv many congrats:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 2/22/2016 11:07:00 PM
You're a funny man Viv - thanks for the chuckle - Lindsay
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Viv Wigley
Date: 3/1/2016 12:10:00 AM
Cheers Lindsay, apologies for late response, I've been real busy. regards, Viv
Date: 2/22/2016 11:27:00 AM
TWO LENSES I close one eye and see him. Strong, fit and slim. On, my God, I can't help it. I really fancy him. Close it now and open the other. We really are in bother. In his socks and birthday suit. He's showing all his blubber.
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Viv Wigley
Date: 3/1/2016 12:10:00 AM
Thanks, Jean, sorry I'm late getting back, been so busy of late. Viv x
Date: 2/22/2016 4:06:00 AM
Please don't make me picture you in socks only Viv. I will inspire me to write Two Lenses.
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Date: 2/21/2016 6:06:00 PM
terrific
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Viv Wigley
Date: 3/1/2016 12:11:00 AM
Thanks, Tim, my jacket with the muscles in is at the dry cleaners. Regards, Viv
Date: 2/21/2016 4:15:00 AM
A really good one, Viv!
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Viv Wigley
Date: 3/1/2016 12:12:00 AM
Thanks, Lin, glad you liked it, Viv x
Date: 2/21/2016 4:05:00 AM
no matter, you're still a hunk, viv, hahaha!.. enjoyed this!..huggs
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Viv Wigley
Date: 3/1/2016 12:13:00 AM
You have great taste but poor eyesight, nette :) Viv x
Date: 2/21/2016 3:13:00 AM
Very, very good Viv, good luck I think your Limerick carries a lot of weight. Cheers Kev
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Viv Wigley
Date: 3/1/2016 12:13:00 AM
Thanks, Kevin, I carry a lot around the middle, sadly. Regards, Viv
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