Funny Hats Poems | Examples
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He rode a horse he got thrown off
Onto the ground his head hit first
In a pile of manure horses pie
On top of his head he lie
Looked like a derby hat yah!
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Laddie look like a hat he wore
But it was just a pile of manure
She was a fair black lady
At the hair dresser
The weather man say yesterday
It’s gonna be sunny and bright
Yet, when the young lady left out the hair dresser
It thundered and began to rain
Uncovered her hair got wet frizzled and fuff-up
She looked like a cotton ball, now all wet she wore a afro
Lasses look like she wearin a British hat
2/14/24
For Put Yer Funny Hats On Laddies (Lasses Too) Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Tom Woody
Two hats lost in a desert felt so much dread
For unable to walk, they had to hop instead
Soon with a ragged rim
One hat cried, "It looks dim!"
The other said, "Wait, and I'll go on ahead!"
Oh to the whoa, Honey, today I saw a trio of funny!
Mercy be, I saw three furry cats that all wore hats;
one was skinny and curvy, two chunky, but sturdy.
Curvy was all a-curtsy in a flat, wacked, black hat
that on top popped a nervy, lopped off, black bat.
One of the chunky cats was pure funky to look at
for his hat seemed to have been picked at
like a muskrat laid splayed on a slat from train splat.
Yes, that cat’s hat slouched, but matched her pouch.
The third in the herd on that jerky street journey,
you know, the other chunky in this controversy,
was quite the brat-cat, a beau putting on a show.
On this cat’s head sat, to my dread, a red bath mat
that was thread as an opera hat in a dread format.
So, honey-bunny, not for love or for money
could I scat catalog these cats in hats,
but I worked at chit-chat while all three sat
and was agog to learn through our dialogue
that their names were Dog, Frog and Hog!
CayCay Jennings
December 29, 2018
A child from the start
knows love in his heart,
knows kindness and pain,
knows puddles and rain
loves puppies and cats
and tall funny hats,
is bashful and shy
but knows when to cry.
To grow and be true
in all that we do,
needs help from above
and mothers sweet love.
All things are earned
from lessons we've learned,
be mindful of that
when you don funny hats.
Two hot "hat" contests on the soup
one for women and the other for men group,
just the name of the hats are original and funny
implying the two genders a-hem anatomy,
They both have axes to grind you can tell
they want you to rant and get mad as hell,
saying I'm from Venus while he's from Mars
while chasing each other to be feathered and tarred,
What they really both need is Aretha Franklin
singing out of respect for each sex over the din,
having them hold hands while she belts out her tune
R-E-S-P-E-C-T she will loudly croon,
Then they'll be huge hugs all around
both sexes hanging up their hats grooving to the sound,
Aretha being awarded for the Nobel Peace Prize
with no more I want to kill you looks in their eyes,
Just some poking fun from me
it doesn't matter if you disagree or agree,
what you'll vent about will be interesting
just hope it doesn't start WW3! :)
5-14-17
One hat, Two hats
High hats, Low hats
Wet hats, Dry hats
Big hats, Small hats
Dirty hats, Clean hats
Metal hats, Wood hats
Black hats, White hats
Silver hats, Bronze hats
Ship hats, Boat hats
Pointy hats, Dull hats
Paper hats, Water hats
Flying hats, Landing hats
Fat hats, Thin hats
Lucky hats, Tragic hats .
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