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Handbasket Poems - Poems about Handbasket

Jersey Belle, My Jersey Girl
... 'twas at the country fair I spied her outstanding in her field (in many more ways than one) beyond compare second to none eyelashes long and lovely skin of velvety down I insi......

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Categories: handbasket, animal, fun, funny love,
Form: Rhyme
Worldly Wise
... If the world is going to hell in a handbasket, 'Who's holding the handle?' is the real question, and I have to ask it. Also, I wonder how well the world would function if all corruption......

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Categories: handbasket, appreciation, humanity, psychological, word
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member List of limericks and other funny tricks
... A young woman from Glascow named Myrtle was as strong as the shell of a turtle. Once, when an intruder snuck in, she bare knuckled his glassy chin, then floored him with her ......

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Categories: handbasket, crazy, funny, giggle, howl,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Drag Queen Theatrics
...A drag queen caused quite a disruption with her latest drag show production. While she sang with aplomb, the full show was a bomb. That's why she's called Eva Destruction. At the Elks Club, th......

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Categories: handbasket, humor,
Form: Limerick
Electorate on tenterhooks until
...Electorate on tenterhooks until... outcome of 2024 presidential election announced Polling places slated to open seven o'clock in the morning November fifth two thousand twenty four heightene......

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Categories: handbasket, america, anger, anxiety, autumn,
Form: Free verse



High But Not Mighty
...Taken the high road Every damn time Ending up in the gutter No matter how hi I climb Saddle up my high horse Lead it to water Same creek different source One paddle is all they offer High......

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Categories: handbasket, addiction, drink, drug, recovery
Form: Free verse
Oh Mondseer: the muck cob brie muenster saga
...Oh Mondseer: the muck cob brie muenster saga..., crafted when Wallace and Gromit returned from their trip to the moon, which I can prov-olone huck curd (within Trump con feta ration) – as......

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Categories: handbasket, adventure, age, animal, blue,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Earth in 2024
...Moscow massacre... Haitians, Houthis and Hamas... Violence all round... The world we've inherited is hell in a handbasket.......

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Categories: handbasket, violence,
Form: Tanka
Strong suspicion a 2024 presidential win
...Strong suspicion a 2024 presidential win... for the trumpeting don spells loss for democracy after inauguration day witnesses his swearing-in nepotism will run rampant lawlessness the name of......

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Categories: handbasket, america, angst, anxiety, business,
Form: Rhyme
Come post presidential election 2024
...Come post presidential election 2024... heil to the Wharton chief firebrand - more worrisome than an ovarian cyst every race, religion, nationality, gender, creed, et cetera with impunity dis......

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Categories: handbasket, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Free verse
Almost Three Years Ago From Today December 20th, 2022
...Almost three years ago from today December 20th, 2022 self quarantined misanthrope... pitched into purgatory wham! Ably cane resign eternal damnation (mine) courtesy devil specially engraved ......

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Categories: handbasket, adventure, angel, anniversary, atheist,
Form: Rhyme
Oh Mondseer the Muck Cob Brie Muenster Saga
...Oh Mondseer: the muck cob brie muenster saga..., which I can prov-olone huck curd (within Trump con feta ration) – as cheesy poem! Yea of course writing ideas unstoppably burst asunder at the......

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Categories: handbasket, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Free verse
Mark My Word
...Mark my word... Das führer Donald Trump will return with a vengeance Trump wracked up an impressive $122.00 million war chest accumulating $82.00 million merely proffering impish grin betwee......

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Categories: handbasket, 12th grade, abuse, america,
Form: Rhyme
Abhorrent Vehement Strife Hijacking *****Sapiens
...Antiestablishmentarian inherent malevolent violence wracks human species, a most brutish and nasty beast case in point Vladimir Putin the population constituting country of Ukraine he fleeced. ......

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Categories: handbasket, abuse, america, anniversary, bullying,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Going To Hell In a Handbasket
...When you see me Covered and bare With septic soot - Sores that began With Satan’s hoofs. The ones that trounced Upon our graves With subtle lies, Agenda craze. Bring all your poor Through ......

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Categories: handbasket, angst, dark,
Form: Verse

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