Humorous Halloween Poems
These Humorous Halloween poems are examples of Halloween poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Halloween Humorous poems written by international poets.
Happy Valloween!Roses are red, goblins are green
Just like my buddy, Frankenstein
Well, it’s February fourteenth
And I don’t have a valentine
So let’s declare it Valloween
And now, my love,...
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halloween, humorous, romantic, valentines
A Halloween Noneta spider the size of a small cat
came crawling round the curbside bend
wondering what he could eat
worms ? snails ? frogs? lizards...
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halloween, humorous,
The Halloween PartyITs another Halloween
There are groups walking the street
Looking happy with themselves
And their stash from trick or treat
We’ve got toffees by the door...
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fun, halloween, humorous, parents,
A Seance In LancashireThe air was damp inside the house, chill creeping through the walls
Swags and Tails with dusty eyes seep through the faded falls.
The...
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dark, funny, halloween, hilarious,
A Different LightBats and snakes, make no mistakes
...
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halloween, beautiful, cute, family, fantasy,
The Little GhostThere once was a sad little Ghost,
teased for his fright-less boo --
unable to scare anyone, in fact,
attracting many a bull
(sounded like an...
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halloween, blue, cheer up, gothic,
The Masks We WearI'm okay,
you're okay is a mask in the land of pretend.
Children say what they feel,
their honestly can bubble over.
Little ones have not learned words...
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butterfly, children, halloween, hurt,
The PictureThe picture
She bends over the lace making table
Fingers swollen knuckles hard and round
Silent conversation hands to cotton, cotton to hand
Weaving and wefting
Curling and...
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halloween, humorous, october, scary,
Hallowed Eve
fiendlike stalkers glide on air
some in mothers wiggy hair
a strange eerie sight
this cool autumn night
our scarefest vanity fair.
...
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halloween, adventure, autumn, cheer up,
Trick Or TreatCareless stepping
over the sole
onto the tongue
taking foothold
tingling the leg crawl
bravery perhaps
unwise direction
the venomous creep
dreadful little faces
with large vengeance
fire-ants the masks
their own
next one’s...
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courage, dance, dark, halloween,
Motley Crew of CorpsesOne Summer night, just around dawn
A Motley Crew came to town
But there was something that filled with dread
They were all very dead.
The folk scattered to...
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america, evil, fun, halloween,
Year-Round LoveJanuary…new year, new me.
Met you and now I’m happy.
We watched the ball drop and kissed at midnight.
My February Valentine
hearts and flowers because you’re mine
as...
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christmas, easter, halloween, independence
Haunting Melody
a witch and a pet aardvark
broom to an amusement park
with a mic in hand
and dave brubecks band
warble a strange meadowlark.
...
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funny, giggle, halloween, humor,
Happy EndingA happy pumpkin named Spinner
went to a Halloween dinner
he met girly gourd
whom he much adored
they each went home a big winner...
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fun, giggle, halloween, humorous,
Bye Bye MummySarcophagus lay in the ditch
the wagon had lost its hitch
dearest mummy was gone
breath renewed by Amon
she befell the wanderer’s itch...
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fun, funny, halloween, humorous,