Hairier Poems - Poems about Hairier

...The cynical witches watched the night air In slid a broom without fuss or any fanfare On her stick was a small witch, her name was Claire She was the queen of the witches, and she gave a stare ......Read the rest...

...The Doberman Pinscher A Doberman’s known to be picky With friends so to greet one is tricky To kiss is a bummer Undoubtedly dumber Is to sneak up and give one a hickey The English......Read the rest...

...What sort of homeless person would I be Would I cart all these books everywhere with me Would I scream and shout to keep the world at bay Or would I nod and smile by my tin cup each day Would I d......Read the rest...

...they say that over there is different from what is here so the grass grows greener on the other side so says a bible stopping and thinking yes actually think about this an......Read the rest...

...How did the phrase “Spitting Image” originate Seems kinda gross to me Now here's something I've often wondered about Do Queens expectorate... surely Kings do For that matter, they pass wi......Read the rest...

...I felt a bit like Humbert, or John Proctor, an ageing vulture drawn to fresh young flesh. She was a pretty, witty Turkish doctor (so, not exactly plundering the creche!) She seemed to like ......Read the rest...

...Every time I sneeze or cough Either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires! Shouldn't be a big surprise It's a definite sign we ain't no young chicken no more When you grunt ju......Read the rest...

...A competition was held in Bulgaria to find out which girl's legs were hairier. The winning lassie beat a huge chimpanzee and a wiry old Irish Fox Terrier.......Read the rest...

...When I was young time had a way of moving so slow, Always in a hurry to do things we were restricted from, you know. Then one day you cross over that time barrier, Everything is accelera......Read the rest...