Teen Hair Poems

Drowning in my own existence
Hating life 
But the ultimate passion
I had to have
No, I am not the problem
I won’t let you take my breath away
I...

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Once again
my partner didn’t do their part
In science lab
I was alone again 
But you took his place
You were smart
You were handsome
You got me the “A”
You...

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Slick it down with wax
     It fits a crook

  Tho' it could also be 
     a...

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Inextricably rooted with hair fixation

As a lad in grade school,
yours truly, (a diminutive, intuitive,
oversensitive, and vegetative potato head kid,
whose voice exhibited
a severe nasal twang)
felt envious...

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I would fly down the cement sidewalk,                  ...

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When I’m seeking solutions to life’s larger questions, 
I visit that sacred location where millions of people pray,
desperately, for answers - the bathroom mirror. 

Ugh,...

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I was named Paulette,                     ...

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There once was a teen named Ash
Who wanted to have a bash

He could almost buy
A bottle of rye

But he just shaved his moustache!...

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Rubik's Cube, I am so square 
use me to have some fun
boys and girls of all ages love me
i will make you pull your hair...

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E'er since being a little
extremely shy (viz introverted) boy
a boot deux and half score years ago
bullies threatened de facto scapegoat
mine self esteem they did thoroughly destroy
e'en little Lord Fauntleroy
complicit...

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(Senryus)

If I don’t have
a hair-band on my wrist I
feel out of control.

When I was a kid
I thought teens were the coolest
people in the world.

Now I...

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Corona virus pickup lines...
Hey baby, I'm still employed.
What's a girl like you doing anyplace? Seriously, wtf? Go home!
You're hotter than medically recommended.

thoughts..
Don't fall so in...

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My son is growing a man bun.
I don’t know how big it’ll be when he’s done.
He’s only sixteen you know and at his age it’s...

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’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa was checking, 
That his daughter was ready, the reindeers confessing, 
That she’d left her partner for the few...

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I been called a Liar and a *****

By some one whom looks like a witch,

They have greasy long black hair

I even heard they looked bad...

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