Impossible Mission To Identify Mine Heretically Rooted Hair Issue

E'er since being a little extremely shy (viz introverted) boy a boot deux and half score years ago bullies threatened de facto scapegoat mine self esteem they did thoroughly destroy e'en little Lord Fauntleroy complicit as well every other goy, thus yours truly wished he could transform himself into Donald Hoy (offspring courtesy large family once resident within Arcola, Pennsylvania) whose hairstyle I envied and felt within lovely bones (mine) joy could be experienced if some abracadabra ploy would render our bodies switched. Nowadays aforementioned scene once read about in popular science 'zine state of the art medical breakthrough quite routine synonymous with waving magic wand easily mastered courtesy run of the mill teen ideal way to pick up (i.e. earn) extra green, especially helpful during 2020 holiday season dulled sheen courtesy COVID-19 pandemic, no matter impossible mission to wipe away mean coronavirus bugaboos that cannot be seen with naked eye, under microscope spiky cell appears quite keen, nay mesmerizing evidencing articulated exotic pristine innocuous fantastic characteristics. Rather then kvetch concerning balding patch finasteride, (a 5a-reductase inhibitor) down the gullet and pharynx hatch, whereby upon shiny skull appears thatch e'en Samson would be envious unable to match profuse locks of love, and Delilah would find herself in tug of war match.