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Funny Hair Poems

These Funny Hair poems are examples of Hair poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Hair Funny poems written by international poets.

The Girl Who Went Crazy
There once was a girl named Nat
Who went crazy in her flat

Her new vacuum broke
With every stroke

Cause she sheds more than a cat!

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Categories: anger, crazy, funny, hair,

The Teen Who Wanted a Bash
There once was a teen named Ash
Who wanted to have a bash

He could almost buy
A bottle of rye

But he just shaved his moustache!...

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Categories: hair, age, desire, drink, funny,

Belle of the Bald
Belle was a beauty beyond compare
Charm and wit she would willingly share
	her up-do came down
	exposing her crown
“Oh my goodness, my secret’s laid bare!”

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Categories: cute, funny, giggle, hair,

Premium Member Aging Gracefully
Sally found her hair was turning gray
Looking younger was what she did pray
Alas, hair kept graying
And her heart kept praying
Even though her mane was on...

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Categories: age, funny, hair, humor,

Premium Member A New Year Limerick
A New Year Limerick, 202

Our covid-caused hair-do’s are getting long,
Like a 1970’s redo
Without the free-lovin’, drugs, or good songs
Let$ hope it doesn’t keep on titl...

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Categories: hair, fashion, funny love, life,

Premium Member The Rubik's Cube
Rubik's Cube, I am so square 
use me to have some fun
boys and girls of all ages love me
i will make you pull your hair...

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Categories: hair, boy, fun, games, girl,

Premium Member There For Me
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Categories: hair, 12th grade, character, hope,

Premium Member My Mop


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Categories: change, funny, hair, humor,

Premium Member skool alert
Corona virus pickup lines...
Hey baby, I'm still employed.
What's a girl like you doing anyplace? Seriously, wtf? Go home!
You're hotter than medically recommended.

Don't fall so in...

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Categories: hair, 11th grade, angst, funny,

Why I keep a low profile i e namely remain invisible
Why I keep a low profile i.e. namely remain invisible

Alternately titled -
dear readers ye each saddled as exegete
to make sense little known excerpt
referencing obscure passage...

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Categories: hair, 12th grade, adventure, crazy,

A Shaggy Tale
A Shaggy Tale
By Jan Beaumont ©

My hairdresser - like me -
is still on lockdown
My image in the mirror's
made it crack
I'm thinking I should go 

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Categories: fun, funny, giggle, hair,

Premium Member Robert Burns translation: To a Louse
To a Louse
by Robert Burns
translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch

Hey! Where're you going, you crawling hair-fly?
Your impudence protects you, barely;
I can only say that you swagger...

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Categories: hair, animal, body, clothes, funny,

Premium Member Full of flair

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Categories: funny, giggle, girl, hair,

Premium Member You Lie
You Lie

I tell you what you want to hear. 
Sometimes when I do not, 
mostly when I do not, 
always when I do not, 

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hair, addiction, allah, autumn, bible,

Premium Member Distance Squared
Distance Squared

The speed of light
is exactly how fast
my heart sends;
every prayer, 
every good thought, 
every perfect wish! 

The bright candle between us, 
it is the...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hair, appreciation, chocolate, desire, eve,