Funny Hair Poems | Examples

These Funny Hair poems are examples of Hair poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Hair Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium MemberBuzz Cut

Sirius is approaching the gate
dragging the hot and humid like bait.
	Scorching dog days are back.
	A violent attack!
I fear I will burn my shaven pate!


Premium MemberA Girl's Black Hair

when I
young I

was well
and tell

my friends
split ends 

my hair
not fair

but clean
not mean

I wash
and brush

my locks
like ducks

to say
like fay

I sing
and swing 

and fly
not cry

to dry
not fry

under
hot air

my own
full grown

long hair
black hair

love you
just you

sweet you 
black you!

Premium MemberCat Bath Hiku


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               thorough bathing
        our cat does daily perform ~
              licks sons hair clean

Premium MemberA Man of Debatable Taste

A man of debatable taste
Thought wonders of sticky toothpaste.
Adorning his hair,
Or auto repair,
All based that with paste it was laced.

Premium MemberHead Dunk

Fred had a huge sore appear on his head
Feeling itchy, he scratched until it bled
He risked looking like a fool
And dunked his head in the pool
Then gasped at the huge tick floating he shed


Premium MemberfUnNy-HaTs

He rode a horse he got thrown off Onto the ground his head hit first In a pile of manure horses pie On top of his head he lie Looked like a derby hat yah! Getty-ap Laddie look like a hat he wore But it was just a pile of manure She was a fair black lady At the hair dresser The weather man say yesterday It’s gonna be sunny and bright Yet, when the young lady left out the hair dresser It thundered and began to rain Uncovered her hair got wet frizzled and fuff-up She looked like a cotton ball, now all wet she wore a afro Lasses look like she wearin a British hat
2/14/24 For Put Yer Funny Hats On Laddies (Lasses Too) Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Tom Woody

Premium MemberI can tell

Boy, one thing I know fa sho, we can tell a lot in life.
I can tell you mad
I can tell that ain’t gon fit
I can tell he be cheating 
Girl, I can tell you ain’t cook that
I can tell that ain’t yo real hair
I can tell she bouta cry
I can tell he not feeling well 
I can tell that’s not gon work
I can tell it’s a boy
Man, I can tell that ain’t no real Gucci
I can tell he lying
I can tell her butt fake
I can tell that car bouta break
I’m telling yall, I can tell she pregnant 
I can tell that’s gon taste nasty
I can tell he ain’t no good
I can tell it’s bouta rain
Know what else I can tell, I can tell I’m amazing, lol

Premium MemberShaving

I've scrapped the last one off,
  No more hair there!
  Each whisker removed, 
  Forth width,
  Only took a little bit.
  The fur coat I grow,
  It's ridiculous,
  I know!
  On the way out,
  My hairs do shout!
  "Do not forsake us!
  We will,
  Will out!"
  Tomorrow, we start again,
  Perhaps I'll start with my chin.
  A waxing job would take all day,
  My skin might up and go away!
  Looking at all the positives I see:
  Cold weather insulation for me!
  A soft fuzzy pillow to nestle my rear!
  Possible transplants for the loss of my hair!
  Being bald is nothing I dread!
  The hair on my body being knitted just so,
  Will cover any spot my hair doesn't grow!
© Kim Stone  Create an image from this poem.

Premium MemberHe Cut All My Hair

Went for a "HAIR CUT" at the local barber Must have misunderstood probably into the lager He cut “ALL” my hair Not just "ONE" up there Called him a bozo as I made my departure

Premium MemberPatsy Pugglespuff

Sassy Patsy Pugglespuff
Sat in the mire
Wasn't feeling warm enough
So set her hair on fire.

Premium MemberWig, Out

he’d bought a skull rug for that spot
high on his head where hair was not

but …

it brought him rash and scalp decay -
one horrid nightmare’s “hell toupee”









Copyright © Gregory Richard Barden, February 28, 2023

Premium MemberNo Blue Hair

No blue hair or curls for me. I’ll grow old naturally. Hanging breasts and flattened bum, crooked teeth and graying gum. Sagging knees and chicken skin, sunny spots and double chin. Silver streaks through thinning hair, dimming eyesight no repair. Crinkly crow’s eyes and flat feet singing as the Maker I meet. I don’t care what you say, I can’t hear you anyway.

Premium MemberMovember

Start 
to shape 
a moustache
this time of year,
handlebars, pencils,           
or lines from ear to ear,
funny grins for volunteers,
and charities will remember,
a tidy growth every November

handlebars, pencils, = types of moustaches

A November Nonet Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Andrea Dietrich 
Counter > Howmanysyllables 
11/09/22

Premium MemberHair

I met a sixties hippie
his hair it was quite flippy
	I said he should cut it
	he told me to shut it
oh man, did he get lippy

Premium MemberBelle of the Bald

Belle was a beauty beyond compare
Charm and wit she would willingly share
	her up-do came down
	exposing her crown
“Oh my goodness, my secret’s laid bare!”

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