Funny Hair Poems
These Funny Hair poems are examples of Hair poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Hair Funny poems written by international poets.
fUnNy-HaTsHe rode a horse he got thrown off
Onto the ground his head hit first
In a pile of manure horses pie
On top of his head he...
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Categories:
hair, adventure, allusion, anxiety, fate,
I can tellBoy, one thing I know fa sho, we can tell a lot in life.
I can tell you mad
I can tell that ain’t gon fit
I can...
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Categories:
cry, funny, hair, how
Beard
I once sported a manly beard,
a beastly beard had I.
But then on the farm, at the crack of dawn,
while my lady cheered,
she chopped it off,...
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Categories:
absence, beauty, funny, hair,
ShavingI've scrapped the last one off,
No more hair there!
Each whisker removed,
Forth width,
Only took a little bit.
...
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Categories:
6th grade, funny, hair,
ValentineI love you funny Valentine at all cost
All your bad habits I laugh them off
How you wear your clothes a certain style
Boisterous of course with...
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Categories:
hair, appreciation, black love,
He Cut All My HairWent for a "HAIR CUT" at the local barber
Must have misunderstood probably into the lager
He cut “ALL” my hair
Not just "ONE" up there
Called him a...
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Categories:
hair, funny,
Patsy PugglespuffSassy Patsy Pugglespuff
Sat in the mire
Wasn't feeling warm enough
So set her hair on fire....
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Categories:
hair, crazy, endurance, fire, funny,
Time Fliesthick hair, no hair, wow
young man, then older man now ...
it snuck up on us
3/18/2023
Poetry form: Senryu
Photo credits: Billion Photos via Canva Pro
At times...
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Categories:
age, change, hair, life,
Wig, Outhe’d bought a skull rug for that spot
high on his head where hair was not
but …
it brought him rash and scalp decay -
one horrid nightmare’s...
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Categories:
age, funny, hair, humor,
Getting OldGetting Old
I used to look so young and slim
I could wear anything I chose
now I buy from tent shops
it's the only way to get clothes
I...
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Categories:
hair, age, body, change, funny,
No Blue HairNo blue hair or curls for me.
I’ll grow old naturally.
Hanging breasts and flattened bum,
crooked teeth and graying gum.
Sagging knees and chicken skin,
sunny spots and double...
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Categories:
age, beauty, funny, hair,
I Was In MotionI would fly down the cement sidewalk, ...
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Categories:
dream, hair, humor, summer,
MovemberStart
to shape
a moustache
this time of year,
handlebars, pencils,
or lines from ear to ear,
funny...
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Categories:
allusion, giving, hair,
HairI met a sixties hippie
his hair it was quite flippy
I said he should cut it
he told me to shut it
oh man, did he get lippy...
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Categories:
fun, funny, giggle, hair,
Hair LessEver since lockdown and the barbers were all closed,
There was only one solution that my wife duly proposed
‘Let’s go buy some clippers so that I...
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Categories:
hair, funny,