Funny Hair Poems
These Funny Hair poems are examples of Hair poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Hair Funny poems written by international poets.
age, change, hair, life,
thick hair, no hair, wow
young man, then older man now ...
it snuck up on us
Poetry form: Senryu
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age, funny, hair, humor,
he’d bought a skull rug for that spot
high on his head where hair was not
it brought him rash and scalp decay -
one horrid nightmare’s...
hair, age, body, change, funny,
I used to look so young and slim
I could wear anything I chose
now I buy from tent shops
it's the only way to get clothes
No Blue Hair
age, beauty, funny, hair,
No blue hair or curls for me.
I’ll grow old naturally.
Hanging breasts and flattened bum,
crooked teeth and graying gum.
Sagging knees and chicken skin,
sunny spots and double...
I Was In Motion
dream, hair, humor, summer,
I would fly down the cement sidewalk, ...
allusion, giving, hair,
this time of year,
or lines from ear to ear,
fun, funny, giggle, hair,
I met a sixties hippie
his hair it was quite flippy
I said he should cut it
he told me to shut it
oh man, did he get lippy
Ever since lockdown and the barbers were all closed,
There was only one solution that my wife duly proposed
‘Let’s go buy some clippers so that I...
Someone will have toupee for this
fun, funny, hair, tribute,
My version of a PAM AYRES classic.
Oh I wish I had looked after my hair,
It keeps falling out everywhere.
In the sink in a morning,
hair, parents, pets, youth,
I was named Paulette, ...
food, funny, hair, people,
Wherever my neighbor goes, people stare.
They can't look away because of his neck and pink hair.
When he goes out in public, people constantly point and...
The Girl Who Went Crazy
anger, crazy, funny, hair,
There once was a girl named Nat
Who went crazy in her flat
Her new vacuum broke
With every stroke
Cause she sheds more than a cat!
The Teen Who Wanted a Bash
hair, age, desire, drink, funny,
There once was a teen named Ash
Who wanted to have a bash
He could almost buy
A bottle of rye
But he just shaved his moustache!...
Belle of the Bald
cute, funny, giggle, hair,
Belle was a beauty beyond compare
Charm and wit she would willingly share
her up-do came down
exposing her crown
“Oh my goodness, my secret’s laid bare!”
age, funny, hair, humor,
Sally found her hair was turning gray
Looking younger was what she did pray
Alas, hair kept graying
And her heart kept praying
Even though her mane was on...