Funny Hair Poems
These Funny Hair poems are examples of Hair poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Hair Funny poems written by international poets.
The Girl Who Went Crazy
anger, crazy, funny, hair,
There once was a girl named Nat
Who went crazy in her flat
Her new vacuum broke
With every stroke
Cause she sheds more than a cat!
The Teen Who Wanted a Bash
hair, age, desire, drink, funny,
There once was a teen named Ash
Who wanted to have a bash
He could almost buy
A bottle of rye
But he just shaved his moustache!...
Belle of the Bald
cute, funny, giggle, hair,
Belle was a beauty beyond compare
Charm and wit she would willingly share
her up-do came down
exposing her crown
“Oh my goodness, my secret’s laid bare!”
age, funny, hair, humor,
Sally found her hair was turning gray
Looking younger was what she did pray
Alas, hair kept graying
And her heart kept praying
Even though her mane was on...
A New Year Limerick
hair, fashion, funny love, life,
A New Year Limerick, 202
Our covid-caused hair-do’s are getting long,
Like a 1970’s redo
Without the free-lovin’, drugs, or good songs
Let$ hope it doesn’t keep on titl...
The Rubik's Cube
hair, boy, fun, games, girl,
Rubik's Cube, I am so square
use me to have some fun
boys and girls of all ages love me
i will make you pull your hair...
There For Me
hair, 12th grade, character, hope,
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.
I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...
change, funny, hair, humor,
hair, 11th grade, angst, funny,
Corona virus pickup lines...
Hey baby, I'm still employed.
What's a girl like you doing anyplace? Seriously, wtf? Go home!
You're hotter than medically recommended.
Don't fall so in...
Why I keep a low profile i e namely remain invisible
hair, 12th grade, adventure, crazy,
Why I keep a low profile i.e. namely remain invisible
Alternately titled -
dear readers ye each saddled as exegete
to make sense little known excerpt
referencing obscure passage...
A Shaggy Tale
fun, funny, giggle, hair,
A Shaggy Tale
By Jan Beaumont ©
My hairdresser - like me -
is still on lockdown
My image in the mirror's
made it crack
I'm thinking I should go
Robert Burns translation: To a Louse
hair, animal, body, clothes, funny,
To a Louse
by Robert Burns
translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
Hey! Where're you going, you crawling hair-fly?
Your impudence protects you, barely;
I can only say that you swagger...
funny, giggle, girl, hair,
hair, addiction, allah, autumn, bible,
I tell you what you want to hear.
Sometimes when I do not,
mostly when I do not,
always when I do not,
hair, appreciation, chocolate, desire, eve,
The speed of light
is exactly how fast
my heart sends;
every good thought,
every perfect wish!
The bright candle between us,
it is the...