Funny Hair Poems

thick hair, no hair, wow
young man, then older man now ...
it snuck up on us





3/18/2023

Poetry form: Senryu

Photo credits:  Billion Photos via Canva Pro

At times...

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he’d bought a skull rug for that spot
high on his head where hair was not

but …

it brought him rash and scalp decay -
one horrid nightmare’s...

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Getting Old

I used to look so young and slim
I could wear anything I chose
now I buy from tent shops
it's the only way to get clothes

I...

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No blue hair or curls for me.
I’ll grow old naturally.
Hanging breasts and flattened bum,
crooked teeth and graying gum.
Sagging knees and chicken skin,
sunny spots and double...

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I would fly down the cement sidewalk,                  ...

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Start 
to shape 
a moustache
this time of year,
handlebars, pencils,           
or lines from ear to ear,
funny...

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I met a sixties hippie
his hair it was quite flippy
	I said he should cut it
	he told me to shut it
oh man, did he get lippy
...

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Ever since lockdown and the barbers were all closed,
There was only one solution that my wife duly proposed
‘Let’s go buy some clippers so that I...

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My version of a PAM AYRES classic.

Oh I wish I had looked after my hair,
It keeps falling out everywhere.
In the sink in a morning,
In the...

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I was named Paulette,                     ...

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Wherever my neighbor goes, people stare.
They can't look away because of his neck and pink hair.
When he goes out in public, people constantly point and...

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There once was a girl named Nat
Who went crazy in her flat

Her new vacuum broke
With every stroke

Cause she sheds more than a cat!
...

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There once was a teen named Ash
Who wanted to have a bash

He could almost buy
A bottle of rye

But he just shaved his moustache!...

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Belle was a beauty beyond compare
Charm and wit she would willingly share
	her up-do came down
	exposing her crown
“Oh my goodness, my secret’s laid bare!”
...

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Sally found her hair was turning gray
Looking younger was what she did pray
Alas, hair kept graying
And her heart kept praying
Even though her mane was on...

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