Gyms Poems - Poems about Gyms

(or swing sets and monkey bars) A pitch perfect spring day such as today April 8th, 2022 within quaint hamlet of Schwenksville, Pennsylvania in close proximity within mind's eye to Lake Wobegon, Minnesota finds me reminiscing... When, scads of light years ago (half life of mein kampf), while yours truly, at that time a father linkedin emotionally, mentally and socially kibitzing with his two young adorable...

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The governor announced that gyms Will open in a week So all the fitness freaks can start Improving their physique. At just one-third capacity, Facilities will let Much fewer members enter To absorb each other’s sweat. Despite the mandatory masks, (Assuming all comply) There will not be a surface That remains germ-free and dry. Yet hordes will flock to exercise And take it all in stride, While others, me...

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Disaster Looming Since this virus Has come to be, All unnatural Happenings we see, In the store, Pray it’s not later, That you find toilet paper! Hurry! We need more Everyone’s breaking down the door! No sanitizers! No bread! No eggs! No napkins! No paper towel! No aspirin! This is a mortal sin! This is totally unnatural! Hundreds of thousands Collecting unemployment, We have a military deployment! Companies closing! Gyms closing! Pools...

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A tear is falling Like gems falling from my eyes A flower grows...

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The neighborhood gyms Have huge windows so we Can observe all the workouts And want what we see. We’re supposed to feel guilty We’re not in there, too So our abs and our pecs Could be proudly on view. But as I pass them by It’s not envy I feel For the pumping and bouncing Don’t have much appeal. Though what strikes me is that Back when youth...

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My grandma called them Mind Gyms, To keep our brains working right; Humming and crossing limbs, So that brain and body can reunite; They help mind and body get in tune, And make remembering things a breeze; Gives you a buzz and boosts your immune, And you can feel it down to your knees; I always hated to do them, But they helped more...

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