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Funny Guitar Poems

These Funny Guitar poems are examples of Guitar poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Guitar Funny poems written by international poets.

DIRTY PEACOCK; The Night crane
I saw you were perfect..
and I loved your confidence..
but I yearned to feel whole,
So I made a fling...

You saw my ego,
You smiled at my strength,...

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Categories: guitar, desire, firework, freedom, funny

My Mind On My Money
I got my mind on my money and money on my mind/
Cat scan if you like you'll tell I ain't lying/
Verse One
Money is all I...

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Categories: character, guitar, how i

I can almost hear: A slide guitar slithering: Back to baby's arms
there are many ways

to say I love you but I 

only care for one...

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© Chris Con  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: guitar, funny, humor, poetry, sorry,

Ms Fender
Fender acoustic performed for the Queen
keeping her age and shining her sheen,
Purchased from ex with the funny cigar
creating anew with a sweet, warm guitar....

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Categories: guitar, music,

Premium Member Watch Claudine Play The Hohner
A desert lake is a perfect 
mirror of the bluest sky
that everyone has ever seen,
it wants to trade place and expect
to be a part of...

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Categories: dance, family, guitar, happiness,

Stupid Things People Say
Stupid Things People Say.
Stupid things people say
I hear them every day
Is it the weather or me?
How do you want your tea
In or out
Well it make...

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© Peter Dome  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: guitar, angst, irony, people,

There For Me
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Categories: guitar, 12th grade, character, hope,

Premium Member My City Cowboy
My City Cowboy

You don't wear boots, 
not the fancy ones...
unless there is a;
marriage, birth or death.
Otherwise, it is work shoes, 
and seldom shiny. 


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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: guitar, adventure, america, angel, atheist,

Premium Member Yesterday

that can remember
those that have been forgotten,
in the small room,
the place in our hearts,
where God 
plants the best flowers,
and no tears…

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: guitar, butterfly, crazy, creation, gospel,

Premium Member Batteries

Included with your purchase, 
items of importance, 
things you might
have forgotten, 
at the last minute. 
Gifts that have…
no marked down price, 
no lesser quality, 

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: guitar, confusion, dream, family, feelings,

Air Guitar
Air Guitar

I was trying to tune my Air Guitar,
When the G string snapped and twang.
Worse than that my Amp blew up,
and went with one hell...

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© Kevin Shaw  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, guitar, imagination, nonsense,

After all of these years

After all of these years

This is my spot, just outside these green coffee house doors,
my piece of sidewalk, my place in this world
A small square...

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Categories: guitar, love, music,

A New Accolade to a New Love- A Companion for Solitude
The cold winter or the hot summer
We'll go through them together
And I want you naked all the time
'cause that's when you fulfill all my desire


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Categories: guitar, appreciation, art, funny, funny

Stupid questions
It never seems to amaze me
How stupid some people are
Whenever I am out
And take along my guitar.

''Is it a guitar'' people say
''No an ironing board''

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© Peter Dome  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: angst, dog, guitar, humorous,

Premium Member Viagra and Beer
Submitted by: Buzz O'Words
Written: 3/3/14

Too much Viagra and beer.
My wife was out of town,
I hit every club around.
Each time I'd hope to find
A horny woman...

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Categories: guitar, body, desire, drink, fantasy,