Greasy Poems - Poems about Greasy

In walked the Redeyed Stranger Bragging: he used an excessive amount of bagging gestures and words. He was told by his handler to tune down the rhetoric, as one person found him rude and overbearing. We were worried someone would use the opportunity to be mean of crasp towards him. His horse had been clipped and shampooed. The animal was a prized...

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Some poetic thoughts bubble to the top of your deep waters. There they congregate, bobbing up and down forming slicks, oily smears that linger only to accuse you later when you return to them. There is a detergent for cleaning them up it comes in a small spray can labeled 'revise, edit, or delete.' Fore heaven's sake don't let them burst and spill over the...

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Greasy dirty pig-like and obscene, Gave her no chances, despicable queen. Made fun of her dress. Never had a caress. Her filth was truly nothing to preen....

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several formica red tables glass shakers of pepper and salt big plastic tomatoes I wanted to squeeze and shaped bottles of sarson’s own malt. netting on all of the windows scratch marks from chairs on the floor ashtrays with notches to rest cigarettes and 'open' and 'closed' on the door. menus upright in a v-shape the 'royals' adorning the wall food through the fog of...

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I want a real hamburger- you know the real deal Not the mass produced rubbish with a taste that’s real I want to go to an old style fish and chippery And watch a Greek bloke standing cooking it for me I can hear the home made burger sizzling away With onions cooking as the smell stays And you would bite...

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5 dimes rest on the cafe counter top Left behind by a visitor who dined Waitresses must honor pancake wishes As they disappear into the kitchen Swinging doors slam hard behind The Greasy Spoon makes dishes fly Coins are unattended at this moment Priscilla is the locale hobo burglar girl In need of soap & water and free coffee At this...

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The greasy spoon. Tea by the mug full. Sugars by the three the color of canal water. that's the brew for me. No muesli or grapefruits. No croissants to be seen. Special k you must be kidding No continental meats for me. Sausages nice and blackened. Bacon crispy as can be. eggs flipped over No running yolks for me. No waffles with syrup. No...

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There's an event in the country that few city people ever know, It's called the Greasy Pig Competition held at the local show, It's a novelty event put on when the riding's been all done, A greased up pig chased by the locals on the run. Now local cafe owner, Chubby Enright was his name, Has prospered in recent years,...

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Don’t give me more of that greasy kid stuff. It won’t make my hair stay down. Instead of smooth, it makes me look rough. I don’t want to go looking like a clown. My first try at this type of poetic expression. For Rick's latest contest...

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Bright lights, stoned out waitresses Burned out cooks work the grill Bar rush crowd, jukebox loud Let’s hope they stay in line You’d never know the dishwasher Is a drag queen, he buses table butch The closet case assistant manager Is as hot for him, as I am for the blonde. The waitresses move like sports cars With positraction smoothness And we call out orders In...

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give me some fried chicken, as greasy as grease can be; with fried taters on the side, who's worried about fat free?! give me a breast of chicken, cooked in gran'ma's lard; make sure that bird's extra crusty, 'cause i like my chicken hard! bring on the jalapenos, so hot i can hardly speak; now tell mama to call my job, i'll be sick for at...

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big fat greasy cheeseburgers big and fat fat and greasy 1/4 lb. 1/2 lb. 1 lb.! just give it to me good Come to daddy! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! Big and cheesey Fat and greasy Big and greasy Fat and cheesey Cheeseburger! Bacon? Yes, I hope it's not taken Pickle? Of course, it's just an xtra nickle Extra cheese? Are u kidding? Absolutely...please! Mayo? not today, i'll have a french fried potato grill it broil it fry it just let me eat it!...

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