Funny Grandchild Poems
These Funny Grandchild poems are examples of Grandchild poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Grandchild Funny poems written by international poets.
Dunking Cookies While It RainsYum!
Sugars and butter -
cream them together.
White and brown mix ‘round.
Flour, salt, baking powder,
vanilla…fond scent…
add chips, scoop, wait - while they bake.
choc’late chip cookie
broke in half...
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food, fun, funny, grandchild,
Grandma Winslet and Her GuestIt was going to be the best Christmas of the most spectacular, magnificent Christmases in the world.Certainly, the best one we had ever seen, for...
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grandchild, granddaughter, grandfather, grandmother,
Collata Is Six Beautiful and FunnyCollata is my daughter’s daughter
And she barely knows me.
They have lived too far away.
I am having a day with her finally.
She is six, beautiful, and...
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garden, grandchild, granddaughter, grandmother,
Horse Laughs Are Common At My HouseThere are giggles and there are guffaws.
Horse laughs are common at my house.
With the mouth dropped open as wide as a tomb
And crazy laughter that...
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grandchild, happiness, light,
She Was Born With Cat EarsShe was born with cat ears.
So cute! Everyone lied.
Some of us felt them.
They were striped, and furry.
Odd for a human head.
Gray, pink in the middle.
“Adorable!”...
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baby, grandchild, grandmother, grandparents,
Grandma's Objective ObservationsI am not saying this just because
he is my grandson but
He is the most athletic person
in the family
and he is
four
I am not saying this just...
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grandchild, granddaughter, grandfather, grandmother,
Sixty Eight WeeksConversation with my four-year-old grandson Max.
“I cannot throw the ball one more time, Max. I am old.”
He glares at me. “No, you’re not.”
“I am. I...
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grandchild, grandfather, grandmother, grandparents,
Grammers KinneyMy four-year-old grandson is all about singing
While he swings today
Singing funny songs at first, but now a serious one
About a grandma and how much...
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grandchild, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Advice Today Different Than Maybe YesterdaySo I had to tell her to BLEEP off, Grandma.
She is fourteen, as of forty-six hours ago.
I am shocked.
I wisely decide to give...
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fun, funny, grandchild, grandmother,
What Does Pulverize MeanWhat does pulverize mean? The five-year-old asks me.
His face is a frown.
“No idea,” I lie.
Having already put up with sobbing wailing
over the Easter...
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fun, funny, grandchild, grandmother,
Grandma JennyShe was our sun, our earth, our star.
We listened to her, and revered her.
She knew how to give you eyes, with a silent face.
Revealing nothing...
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grandchild, grandmother, grandparents, life,
Pepsi and CigarettesI remember Grandpa Bobby always had to have his Pepsi.
Twelve pack upon twelve pack.
He somehow manages to drink them all.
He needed to cut back,
But I'm...
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grandchild, death, grandfather, lost, sick,
Grandma's Singing ProdigyShe came out of the chute with a song in her brain.
She sang it all the way home, leaving hospital, during a big rain.
How old...
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grandchild, granddaughter, grandmother, grandparents,
Baby Face What You Thinkin'YA! You wannapieceame?
C’mon….I gottchapoopypants.
Told’ja I didn’t like those peas
nothin’ that color green can be good for ya.
Applesauseandbananas - I get that
but those peas look...
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baby, funny, grandchild,
Sharing the KingWhen the king gets here we will try to remain calm.
Okay.
We will not hover.
Okay.
We will share him.
The car stops. The king is here.
His mommy releases...
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grandchild, funny,