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Funny Grandchild Poems

These Funny Grandchild poems are examples of Grandchild poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Grandchild Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Dunking Cookies While It Rains
Yum!
Sugars and butter -
cream them together.
White and brown mix ‘round.
Flour, salt, baking powder,
vanilla…fond scent…
add chips, scoop, wait - while they bake.

choc’late chip cookie
broke in half...

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Categories: food, fun, funny, grandchild,



Premium Member Grandma Winslet and Her Guest
It was going to be the best Christmas of the most spectacular, magnificent Christmases in the world.Certainly, the best one we had ever seen, for...

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Categories: grandchild, granddaughter, grandfather, grandmother,

Premium Member Collata Is Six Beautiful and Funny
Collata is my daughter’s daughter
And she barely knows me.
They have lived too far away.
I am having a day with her finally.

She is six, beautiful, and...

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Categories: garden, grandchild, granddaughter, grandmother,

Premium Member Horse Laughs Are Common At My House
There are giggles and there are guffaws.
Horse laughs are common at my house.
With the mouth dropped open as wide as a tomb
And crazy laughter that...

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Categories: grandchild, happiness, light,

Premium Member She Was Born With Cat Ears
She was born with cat ears.
So cute! Everyone lied.
Some of us felt them.
They were striped, and furry.
Odd for a human head.
Gray, pink in the middle.
“Adorable!”...

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Categories: baby, grandchild, grandmother, grandparents,



Premium Member Grandma's Objective Observations
I am not saying this just because
he is my grandson but
He is the most athletic person
in the family
and he is
four

I am not saying this just...

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Categories: grandchild, granddaughter, grandfather, grandmother,

Premium Member Sixty Eight Weeks
Conversation with my four-year-old grandson Max.
“I cannot throw the ball one more time, Max. I am old.”
He glares at me. “No, you’re not.”
“I am. I...

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Categories: grandchild, grandfather, grandmother, grandparents,

Premium Member Grammers Kinney
My four-year-old grandson is all about singing 
While he swings today
Singing funny songs at first, but now a serious one
About a grandma and how much...

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Categories: grandchild, 10th grade, 11th grade,

Premium Member Advice Today Different Than Maybe Yesterday
So I had to tell her to BLEEP off, Grandma.
She is fourteen, as of forty-six hours ago.
I am shocked.  
I wisely decide to give...

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Categories: fun, funny, grandchild, grandmother,

Premium Member What Does Pulverize Mean
What does pulverize mean? The five-year-old asks me.
His face is a frown.
“No idea,” I lie. 
Having already put up with sobbing wailing 
over the Easter...

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Categories: fun, funny, grandchild, grandmother,

Premium Member Grandma Jenny
She was our sun, our earth, our star.
We listened to her, and revered her.
She knew how to give you eyes, with a silent face.
Revealing nothing...

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Categories: grandchild, grandmother, grandparents, life,

Pepsi and Cigarettes
I remember Grandpa Bobby always had to have his Pepsi.
Twelve pack upon twelve pack.
He somehow manages to drink them all.
He needed to cut back,
But I'm...

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Categories: grandchild, death, grandfather, lost, sick,

Premium Member Grandma's Singing Prodigy
She came out of the chute with a song in her brain.
She sang it all the way home, leaving hospital, during a big rain.
How old...

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Categories: grandchild, granddaughter, grandmother, grandparents,

Premium Member Baby Face What You Thinkin'
YA!  You wannapieceame?
C’mon….I gottchapoopypants.
Told’ja I didn’t like those peas
nothin’ that color green can be good for ya.
Applesauseandbananas - I get that
but those peas look...

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Categories: baby, funny, grandchild,

Premium Member Sharing the King
When the king gets here we will try to remain calm.
Okay.
We will not hover.
Okay.

We will share him.
The car stops. The king is here.
His mommy releases...

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Categories: grandchild, funny,


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