Gloppy Poems - Poems about Gloppy

...Temporal incarnation of Aphrodite... induces idyllic reverie delight evoking similar surge, when skirting, and eluding fidelity defining the marital law on par with courting in flagrante deli......Read the rest...

...I relished being hungry for leftover Thanksgiving pop slop gloppy grub (a poetic partial fiction blended, diced, fricaseed, marinated, mixed, pureed, sautéed, stewed... with fact) Hmm... ......Read the rest...

...Housekeeping not a strong suit with the missus (***warning ungapatchka language ahead***) regarding following lines courtesy the missus, who adventitiously, inadvertently, unknowingly allowed, ......Read the rest...

...There it lay, lovely loose ooze on my path. Black, sticky, stinky mud with aftermath. I knew the feeling as feet slither in As I grinned and grimaced with chagrin. Squelch, squish, slurp, splut......Read the rest...

...I relished being hungry for Thanksgiving pop slop gloppy grub whereby the missus didst potchke created whirling dervish hubbub after enjoying repast, (fit for a tarnished king), yours truly a......Read the rest...

...Housekeeping not a strong suit with the missus (***warning ungapatchka language ahead***) regarding following lines courtesy the missus, who adventitiously, inadvertently, unknowingly allowed, ......Read the rest...

...(***warning ungapatchka language ahead***) Hence plead ding for Mary Poppins wannabe with snap of her fingers can affect ship shape tidiness, which task needed before May 2022 when yearl......Read the rest...

...Hmm... on second thought lemme join anorexic club until rib cage protrudes taut and visible doubling as drum to drub synchronized within heart of darkness, especially when electrocardiogram exhi......Read the rest...

...Thus, methinks himself wise to don cooking apron please do not ask why trumpeting self as master chef boyardee so move over wife and allow husband to try his hand (using skill - let) me prepare ......Read the rest...

...About three decades past Queen Frosting kneaded me into a gloppy thing invited me into her candy land until she could regain her sanity. I was half wise-fully undisciplined knew I was being un......Read the rest...

...(***warning ungapatchka language ahead***) Flush with rage the spouse will become allied if reference made how she buzzfeeds disorder altercation especially likely if divorce blurted making me ......Read the rest...

...while playboy hallucination at my male member does yank key mud hood dill, where reality doth usually tank with muss elf feeling prick sans figurative or real shaft shank quite the oppos......Read the rest...

...Slimy gloppy corn smut Smeared on a tortilla Tastes like a monkey's butt Thank you, Pancho Villa. Crows' hearts in chili sauce Beer-battered crickets Bad luck and double-cross Ten dollar tic......Read the rest...