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Funny Giving Poems

These Funny Giving poems are examples of Giving poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Giving Funny poems written by international poets.

Giving the Kitty Some Food
This morning tried calling mom to collude
Dad explained awkwardly pet care ensued
Later thought the answer quite abnormal
Having no pets the excuse seemed immoral
Given Dad said...

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Categories: giving, cat, funny,

Premium Member Unreasonable species
he dare not correct even if she be wrong,
why does not her man learn forbearance in love,
he should know her by now, they been married...

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Categories: giving, first love, funny love,
Premium Member good tailoring isn't swift
Certain yarns with needles knit
Are not strong and likely will split
So please keep in mind
The seamstress is kind
And insists on try-ons for fit...

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Categories: beautiful, funny, giving, nice,
Stop Giving Biblical Names Without Instruction


                Yesterday I was robbed by Elijah, 
  ...

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Categories: giving, art,
Premium Member Chapter 11-- Damian Hakim: Cj and Julius
Date   November  2019

Damian was glad to Be back home
Now he searched his room for anything 
Out  of place. He wanted the...

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Categories: giving, absence, allusion, funny love,

Premium Member The Drawer
The Drawer

In the drawer in the kitchen,
there is a bit of this, 
some of that, 
and everything else! 
Well, nearly so. 

There is tape, and...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: adventure, america, feelings, giving,
Summer Dream
I have dreamed of a summer in the hills where my spirit is free and my heart can go panting after thee. I will climb...

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Categories: giving, change, community, daffodils, endurance,
Premium Member Wait a Minute
Wait a minute or a moment and your tomorrow is gone. “Yesterday” is here and it's not just a song. We have magic, we have...

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Categories: appreciation, funny, giving, gospel,
Premium Member Care Giving Delight
Called for blessed volunteer service flight
My soul responded with mixed feelings’ height
Yet prevailing was God’s compassion-might
Thus, I plunged into care giving delight.

Acknowledging ambivalent heart
I faced...

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Categories: giving, appreciation, blessing, faith, god,
Premium Member Derelict
There once was a derelict named Hank
his show was just an outrageous prank
	he took their money
	thinking it funny 
and he laughed all the way to...

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Categories: fun, funny, giving, humor,
Premium Member Revealed Identity
Our special children have learned so well
Actor Santa knows truth he must tell
"Gifts*are grants with love
By the Lord above"
Since from church roof, not North Pole,...

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Categories: giving, appreciation, children, christian, christmas,
Premium Member Sally's Holiday Greetings
Sally sent her Holiday Cards to all
May Christmas and New Year's Day be a ball
Let there be more money
Let there be more honey
She kept one...

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Categories: christmas, giving, holiday, new
Premium Member Movember
Start 
to shape 
a moustache
this time of year,
handlebars, pencils,           
or lines from ear to ear,
funny...

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Categories: allusion, giving, hair,
Premium Member Blt
BLT

Bacon, lettuce, and lovely tomato
on bread... homemade of course. 
The smell fills the house, 
with memories of good times, 
with family and friends. 
It speaks...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: blessing, courage, giving, heaven,
Premium Member Gift For Elves
exhausted and sleepy elves, one last house on their lengthy list,
             slided down...

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Categories: christmas, giving,

Book: Shattered Sighs