Gammon Poems - Poems about Gammon

...There was Turkey and sausage meat, gammon ham too, Four pigs in blankets for me, you and you I did Yorkshire puddings and parsnips well glazed Sprouts, roast potatoes: I’m thus far unfazed… But......Read the rest...

...For one hundred and twenty-nine years McVities’ digestives have been eaten. They are touted as good for digestion, and their chocolate version cannot be beaten. Tesco, Doves Farm and Mark and Spenc......Read the rest...

...Are you really going to tickle a dinosaur foot with a stone feather? or throw beetroots? Who would attend a pterodactyl party? A daisy? A wallflower? A creeping jungle tree vine complete with snak......Read the rest...

...Athletic angels are analytical and archaic. But dust bombs do not derive from red, yellow, blue and purple shimmer shimmers nor do they derive from green, pink and orange glitter glitters. A hesitati......Read the rest...

...We dined at a Hungry Horse pub and sampled some delicious grub We tried curries and pies Lovely gammon and fries But now I can’t fit in the tub! 6th April 2017......Read the rest...

...Black plays red in age old battle A click or two as dice are shaken. Collect your thoughts before moving Keeping a close eye on the count. Gammon could be on the cards As you counter move agains......Read the rest...

...25 hours of sit down in a basket is not a notable worthy way to spend time or adjust. One should not place antlers in fridges for a gammon steak could rise to form a dough ball. Disregarding a helium......Read the rest...

...For ever- and a thousand years, Africa has been our home, and when our ancestors returned to dust, they became her fertile loam. So the dust of the deserts and of the plains is part of our ancient li......Read the rest...

...Roll in the mud, thrice wielding the ice pick. La La La down the lane escaping the elusive carving knife. No chop, no gammon, no other porkly tale, round is good and round is ham and a pig I am. Is......Read the rest...

...Marmalade glazed gammon pork venison stuffing turkey breast with all trimmings chestnut meringue and cream pudding cigars mince pies and Punch!......Read the rest...

...The smell is good Just look at the pud Gammon, Turkey and Beef Life’s turned over a new leaf A few balls of stuffing They aint made of nuffing Many calories they carry It’s the sausages I want......Read the rest...

...Be not harried by apostasy spates Surcease ye flux of basilic imprecations Adhibit ye ,supernal paracletes The pith of divinity An Achates, Vae victis In this temporal realm Chatoyant fa......Read the rest...