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Rose Funny Love Poems

These Rose Funny Love poems are examples of Funny Love poems about Rose. These are the best examples of Funny Love Rose poems written by international poets.


To Nallum in Your Glist
TO NALLUM IN YOUR GLIST


“I don’t understand you.” She, with pandled lips and gaze forlorn,
While I, becrimbled, sought to straff my meaning, bonsting ever stronger....

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Categories: funny love, boyfriend, desire, devotion, funny



Can You Take This Flower, Funny Dialog
Can you take this flower?
Why?
You meant why?
Yes ! Why? 
Take it please?
So Why? 
You meant again Why? 
Forcing me , Why? 
It is yours
Liar! 
Why...

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Categories: funny love, 12th grade, funny, funny

A Parody of Homophones
Come sale with me my suite suite rows,
Wheel flea together in corn rose,
I am your mussel soleful night,
Who byes you flours every knight.

Let’s sing suite...

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© W J Clarke  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: fun, funny love, humor,

In Mary's Love
What a heaven's gift is your smile!
In your voice flows fairy's song's Nile
Your fragrance I can smell from mile
      ...

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Categories: funny love, anger, blessing, cinderella, funny

For the Love of Cats
…is a cat not the totem of love

your physical contact generates feelings
were the neurons release 
the feeling for good vibes
peace, harmony 

by stroking soft gentle...

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Categories: funny love, allegory, allusion, analogy, art,



The Wish
The Wish

I dream of sleeping in a bed of rose petals like an Indian potentate 
who waits for his favourite concubine to come to join...

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© Jan Hansen  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny love, child, earth day, funny

Premium Member Toe Jam
He calls me baby
and you would think
he gave me pearls or something

I am so sweet on him
that slice bread is good with his toe jam

Yes...

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Categories: crush, feelings, funny love,

Premium Member Mystery Lover
in the green, green garden,
under the blue, blue sky,
did you throw me a rose
on the sly?

on the slow slow river,
in the wooden log boat,
did you...

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Categories: funny love, blue, boat, cute love,

Premium Member I Am a Secret Flower Boy
On my every pair
  of underwear
I have drawn
  a flower

Pink tulip here
  red rose there
I take them off
  to shower

My wife,...

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Categories: flower, funny love, husband,

The First Approach
Away...

Spot her  from far.
Have a tingle mingle all over your skin.
Award your forehead a scratch
As you do the arduous estimations
Of the remaining catwalk steps
Before...

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Categories: funny love, beautiful, feelings, first love,

Black Man Blues
I’m trying to be strong 
Something telling me to hold on 
Cops kill us all
While everybody phone is on 
Gaining attention to the cause 
Give...

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Categories: funny love, anti bullying, dream, funny

Rose Sung For Me
Rose sung for me
The garden buzzed from red petals
I was stung by a bee...

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Categories: funny love, flower, for her, funny,

Rosalis Nebulus
Wild Colouring Of Rose
It creeps up on the wall
Intent on colonizing all

The intent being seen by all
Roses blooming love for all
Love like the creepers on...

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Categories: for her, funny love,

The Orb
Of the orb I speak in awe
Of the Moon with its slender claw
Finite in size, elysian in presence, there to watch
Crop the doubt, step up...

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Categories: for her, funny love,

Love Like a Rose
Love is like a rose
Like the fibonacci frequency
Perfect geometry in all its curved lines

Love is like a rose
Like the shape of the heart
Filled with satisfaction...

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© Mel Brake  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny love, autumn, black african american,


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