I Am a Secret Flower Boy

On my every pair
  of underwear
I have drawn
  a flower

Pink tulip here
  red rose there
I take them off
  to shower

My wife, amazed
  She questions me
"Is the the man
  I married?"

I say, "Yes, dear. Just
  be glad my blooms
don't pollinate ~ with
  bees instead of faeries
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020


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Date: 11/18/2020 4:59:00 PM
Lol! Does this mean you wear "Fruit of the Blooms"? ~ the dancing banana
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Date: 11/18/2020 5:07:00 PM
Hey, John. How did you know?! See you on Zoom with my Fruit of the Blooms! ~ Shrinking Violet
Date: 11/18/2020 12:12:00 PM
Love the fun in this poem. ~~
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Date: 11/18/2020 3:35:00 PM
Will try to keep the fun coming, Victor! Thanks, gw
Date: 11/18/2020 8:47:00 AM
Delightfully fun poem Gershon--I enjoyed the read.
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/18/2020 3:35:00 PM
Thank you for your encouragement, Vijay. ~ Gershon
Date: 11/18/2020 5:57:00 AM
Oh my goodness! Your wife noticed! That is amazing too Flower Boy! Love that you throw it onto a page and let us ponder it.
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Date: 11/18/2020 3:34:00 PM
Looking for the San Francisco of the 21st century. ~ Flower Power
Date: 11/18/2020 2:18:00 AM
- No wonder your wife, amazed .... :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)))
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Date: 11/18/2020 3:31:00 PM
Haha! And it takes a lot to amaze my wife; let me tell you! Thanks, Anne-Lise. :) gw
Date: 11/17/2020 11:59:00 PM
Hilarious - The wife was beginning to ponder, Is everything coming asunder. Whatever next, I’m sorely vexed, Will it be just a nine days wonder?
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/18/2020 3:29:00 PM
Thank you, Belle. Hilarious poem begets hilarious comment. Always enjoy reading your latest creation. Smiles, Gershon
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