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Mother Funny Love Poems

These Mother Funny Love poems are examples of Funny Love poems about Mother. These are the best examples of Funny Love Mother poems written by international poets.


Premium Member The Barnicle On My Bum Part 2
I could never really understand
Why some women
Won’t give me the time of day
And seem to look the other way
Or I feel like I’m being hunted
And...

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Categories: funny love, confusion, desire, fantasy, funny



The Love Nowaday
If you give me your love
I'll make you be my dove
Because you're the only girl that i love
If love is a real love

We don't hardly...

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Categories: funny love, history, i

Premium Member A Visitor Came Into My Life
A visitor came into my life 
Bringing pain and ecstasy
For every day of joy she brought  
There were two of  misery 

She baked...

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Categories: funny, funny love,

The Mother of Mother Teresa
The sweetest, most special thing I've ever heard--
(though as a kid, Mother Teresa thought it absurd)

Was her mother's primping before her father returned
Every work day...

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Categories: funny love, beauty, children, daughter, devotion,

Premium Member A Poetic Bird
Small like a bird
Smart like a nerd
Shining like a beacon
Special like a penguin
Oh! She is sensational
She is humble, universal
And absolutely lyrical
Now everybody knows her name
Like...

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Categories: funny love, blessing, emotions, environment, fantasy,



Sometimes Being Called Names Aint That Bad At All
When it comes to being
called other name's by 
people

Sometimes they ain't all that 
half bad at all and can even
leave one feeling rather glad
instead

Like when...

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Categories: funny love,

Premium Member My Cat
My cat drank my glass of wine,                                    ...

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Categories: funny love, cat, drink, funny, love,

The Introduction
When my Mother introduced you to me,
My life changed in ways I had not expected,
It was always a pleasure to take you out with me,
You...

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Categories: funny love, addiction, appreciation, baptism, birthday,

Premium Member Imprints of the Heart Old and New
In times of old, Cinderella had a fairy God mother, that gave her the tools, a horse and carriage, to meet a true love, an...

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Categories: funny love,

There For Me
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Categories: funny love, 12th grade, character, hope,

Premium Member Brotherly Love
BROTHERLY LOVE
"after my preacher brother read the sermon, we were all converted"
Indiana Shaw . . . 

"Mother; was ever so proud of him" . ....

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Categories: brother, encouraging, funny love,

Premium Member Weather
The Seasonal family 
of Mother Nature
and Father Time
When it comes to
a family reunion,
they are never far behind.
Winter, Spring, Summer 
and Fall.

With her daughter 
always on...

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Categories: funny love, daughter, family, fantasy, funny

The Bachelor Spectacular
The Bachelor Spectacular
by Michael R. Burch

One heart? Tossed aside.
The other? A bride’s.
In all his great wisdom, the bachelor decides.

Eeenie, mean-ie, mine-y, mo’,
one gal must stay...

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Categories: engagement, funny love, heartbreak,

Knock Knock Knock
Knock, knock, knock!
A lover at the door
The other adjust his clothes
The handle turns their hearts

Knock, knock, knock!
An officer at the door
An eye on the peephole
The...

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Categories: funny love, betrayal, black love, break

Premium Member Love In the Dock
Why have they put love in chains
And cast it into social abyss?
Why is the purest gift of god,
So concealed, and fenced in barbs?
Why is love...

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Categories: funny love, 10th grade, blessing, emotions,


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