Lyric Funny Love Poems

I went to jack in the box to get some fries
Long day at work not going to five guys
The cashier looked a bit was different
No...

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It's rare that most would call me a hot head
I am usually the coolest cucumber instead
I have no tells, so their heads don't swell
and I...

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Saddle your horse and get ready for the ride; this will be your final day before you take off to the sky, the weather is...

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Charging my body
With your volts of two-twenty
In my veins I get plenty
My blood boils over eighty

Electrifying in my dreams
Faces of you atop the mountain screams
Going...

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( To be sang to the tune of  " Fernando " by the famous
   pop group ABBA )

When we met that night...

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When I saw him at the river
Saw him standing there
With dark brown eyes- I mesmerised
His jet black fuzzy hair
     
He stepped...

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Put the jelly or the jam
On the peanut butter san 
With bananas or fluff
I can’t get enough 

Just put it in my hand
That peanut butter...

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Feast galloped into a hole
And king held just its tail
But his tummy did tell
A tale his tongue didn’t tell.

I’ve read an anti-heroic tale:
A jackal a...

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I’m standing in the corner 
of a room named loneliness  
 
There are people all around me 
in their ties and fancy dress

They’re engaged...

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With rushing hands about our hips
      and loving thoughts so hardly chaste,
let locked together be our lips
   ...

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I’m lookin’ for a part-time assistant, and a life skills mentor, 
A Quick Books accountant, and an exercise...

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Hey man
Why are you always on my mind
Here and there, once again
I can't relax ' cause of you

Hey man 
Why are you as hot as...

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I want to gamble,
So let the highest bidder take my heart,
I won’t grumble,
As long as you treat me with a heart,
We might as well get...

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for Granny Artemis

You're myyyyyy....
Yippy Skippy Sweetheart
Make me Yip and Skip all day
When life is poop
And I'm stuck in the soup
There's one thing I can say:...

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hull loo from the rip tide 'o this eastern sea board
of these united states - no always in a chord
with each other - sum give...

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