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Baby Funny Love Poems

These Baby Funny Love poems are examples of Funny Love poems about Baby. These are the best examples of Funny Love Baby poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Corn Dogs and Ice Cream Cones a song
It's rare that most would call me a hot head
I am usually the coolest cucumber instead
I have no tells, so their heads don't swell
and I...

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Categories: extended metaphor, funny love,



Favourite girl
In your world, I just wanna swirl,
Be your favorite girl, precious like a pearl.
In your gaze, find my maze,
Lost in the daze, our love ablaze.
I...

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Categories: funny love, girl,

MY YOUNGER SISTER
MY YOUNGER SISTER 

DEAR LITTLE CUDDILY BUBBLY
ONE PIECE OF HAPPINESS HOW COULD 
YOU BE SO ADORABLE

MY LITTLE SISTER THE SHINY HAIR OF
YOURS WITH THOSE PULPY...

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Categories: funny love, 12th grade, angel, baby,

Im UNSURE
More pure than a lake of baptized sins 
I just wanna get money and match my friends 
She wash in Lake Minnetonka with a devilish...

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Categories: funny love, africa, blessing, family, for

Pickle
Written for and about my eldest daughter, Freya Lily (Pickle).


Ive loved you,
from the very first second I saw you,
you are my beautiful first born.
So the...

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Categories: funny love, birth, celebration, character, child,



Premium Member Chapter 2 -- Damian Hakim: Ten Years Old Damian--Year 2011
Carter Hakim's family grew by two.
10 year old Damian lay asleep Saturday 
Early morning October 2011. His
6 years-old sister Manisha,  5 years-old 
Franky-Joe and...

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Categories: funny love, birth, confidence, devotion, funny

Love Again
In the galaxy of regret and longing,
A wish called smiling love.
Time passes, I have stretched out my hands
To restore the bond from separation....

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Categories: funny love, baby, best friend, boyfriend,

Love Deep
I am silenced by your moaning
I have fallen into the trap of your love in your trap
Because I can't get rid of your tears from...

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Categories: funny love, allusion, baby, cute, emotions,

My Darling Baby
I love you little one
more than mummy can say
so why my baby child
do you often make me pay?

You're so pure and tiny
yet so loud and...

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Categories: baby, funny, funny love,

Premium Member The Swing
The Swing

Writing from the porch now. 
I am down to paper and pen. 
Rocky will not let me 
have anything else. 
He insists on all...

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Categories: funny love, animal, atheist, baby, funny

I Will Fight For You Dear
I Will Fight For You:

You will never know how much I love you my dear, 
You are not far away, but deep in my heart...

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Categories: funny love, crush, cute love, for

I Will
I Will...:

I will love you more everyday, 
I will love you baby in different ways.
I will close my eyes next to you every night, 
And...

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Categories: funny love, beautiful, cute love, first

Premium Member Turkey Tails
Living on a little farm
In the Western NC Mountains
Means experiencing the cock-a-doodle-doo
The Moo-Moo-Moo, the meow and woof
And finally, the gobble-gobble

Each one of our barnyard residents
Find...

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Categories: funny love, farm, fun, funny, funny

What You Say To a Cat What a Cat Thinks
What you say to a cat what a cat thinks

I want to lick everything you look at everything there’s nothing over there for you that’s...

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Categories: funny love, adventure, allegory, angst, animal,

Premium Member My Cat
My cat drank my glass of wine,                                    ...

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Categories: funny love, cat, drink, funny, love,


Book: Shattered Sighs