Winter Funny Poems
These Winter Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Winter. These are the best examples of Funny Winter poems written by international poets.
The Cut-Out-And-Keep Guide To Treesthe silver birch
it likes to hide
so as you search
at eventide
you find it there with many friends
playing poker through the night
the common oak
a wise...
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fun, funny, humorous, light,
Herodotus Theory of WinterHerodotus thought that the sun,
When blown from its course, summer's done.
That wasn't quite true,
Was maybe coo-coo,
But thinking about it is fun....
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fun, funny, science, silly,
Teasing or cheeringMy heart cried
Please loved him no more.
It hurt more and more than before.
My brain questioned
Why did you keep on thinking of him for?
You should practise
"Out...
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funny, cheer up, for him,
Winter’s DayThere is only one man who I pity.
And it is he; for whom all hope is gone.
For there is not a day quite as shatty;
as...
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funny, humor, inspirational, introspection,
UnrequitedKatie’s ribs pressed against her skin,
the sharp angles of a body once soft.
She lifted her blouse, let me see—
the stubs, the little bumps,
two perfect incisions...
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funny, america, bridal shower, death
The A to Z of CountriesA is for Australia, full of weird beasts,
Where even the cute ones can bite you at least.
B is for Brazil, where football is life,
And people...
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appreciation, funny, games, history,
this actor is finea cure for the chill winter blues....jason momoa in
a loincloth...
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funny, humorous, winter,
Christmas poem Wisdom In TriplicateHeading into Bethlehem ...
Three Wise Men,
In search of a stable.
Heading out of Bethlehem ...
Three Wise Turkeys,
While they were - still able.
...
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funny, christian, christmas, fun, humor,
Seasons EndYou call but I won’t answer the phone
It’s all because I enjoy being alone
I at times flirt with being yours
Then my mind sailed for...
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art, emotions, funny love,
Dark roomIn this pitch black night ,
Hovers my own thoughts,
Dark and burdened,
Exhausting to the soul ,
And acceptable to the spirit.
This dark room aligns with my emotions,
lifeless...
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dark, deep, depression, funny,
If When How Where Who And Why?Why do they say
you can't take money with you when you go?
So what do you do if you go out shopping?
The grass is 'always greener...
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confusion, crazy, funny, riddle,
A February Independence DayA February Independence Day
It was a chilling winter day,
When Jefferson had come to say
“Lets all agree and make a vow,
To claim our independence now!”
But speaking...
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america, fun, funny, history,
Vacationing RayThere once was a snowman named Ray
Who dreamed of a tropical bay
He packed his sunscreen
And flew to the scene
But melted as soon as he lay
*I...
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fun, funny, humor, humorous,
Oh Captcha SquaresOh captcha squares, oh captcha squares
What are these objects in your frames?
Oh captcha squares, oh captcha squares
Why must they gotta be the same?
...
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funny, humor,
THE WINTER TIME BLUESDashing through the snow,
It's thirty-two below,
My hands are cold, my feet are numb,
For some this weather sure ain't fun.
My eyes are tearing up,
My nose...
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christmas, funny,