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Sea Funny Poems

These Sea Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Sea. These are the best examples of Funny Sea poems written by international poets.


Exclamation Point
I sat with the mark, sharp and bright,
Curved at the tip—a flash of light.
"Why the flare?" I asked, "What’s the need
For such a wild, untamed...

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Categories: funny,



Premium Member In Diving the Coast Off Aruba
In diving the coast off Aruba,
He thought he would play his best tuba.
The fish thought it odd,
The stingray said “Todd,
That isn’t the way to do...

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Categories: adventure, fish, funny, humor,

Premium Member A Whale of Words
One Matthew McGregory Hale
Was thought to resemble a whale.
I don't mean so large,
Nor shaped like a barge,
But spouting out words like a gale....

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Categories: analogy, animal, funny, humor,

Premium Member A Man More Patrician Than Not
A man, more patrician than not,
Of folly, he had quite a lot.
Stentorian voice,
But words of poor choice,
A sot, not a yacht, had he bought....

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Categories: boat, drink, funny, humor,

The A to Z of Countries
A is for Australia, full of weird beasts,
Where even the cute ones can bite you at least.

B is for Brazil, where football is life,
And people...

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Categories: appreciation, funny, games, history,



Premium Member Penny Hoe
In the corner of the room, you slyly creep,
With your two cents ready, promises to keep,
A dime-store detective, prying in my space,
You're such a penny...

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Categories: funny, anger, freedom, how i

Storm in a Tea Cup
Tiny tremors trigger tumultuous tantrums inside,
Like a whispered secret, that refuses to subside,
Trivial troubles trip, tender ties that once did bind,
Leaving love's landscape littered, with...

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Categories: funny, anger, anxiety, conflict, emotions,

Premium Member See See Under The Sea
the seahorses grazed in a field undersea 
the jellyfish wobbled at the party

the starfish in their constellations went
the clams secretive tight lipped and silent 

the...

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Categories: funny, animal, fish, fun, humorous,

Premium Member Old Woodbeard
argh 
the wooden pirate
with a real leg
‘pon his left shoulder
not a parrot but a peg

argh
his ship inverted
sailed ‘neath the wave
and in his treasure chest
was a...

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Categories: adventure, fantasy, fun, funny,

Premium Member Another Incident


It was a balmy night by the sea
the bar wasn't empty, nor was it full
I was on my 5th whiskey sour
it matched my mood
some days...

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Categories: funny, humor, humorous, imagination,

Premium Member Antics of Lady
Hunting is her game..
'Lady' is her name
Antics of a hilarious Basset hound!



Lady was home alone
All she had was her green plastic bone

Her owners had gone...

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Categories: animal, child, dog, funny,

Premium Member A Dinner's Reprise
trifle made with custard
garden gloves and mustard

dinner listen answer me
do you want a pie and cup of tea

bake the shed ‘til ten past three
then eat...

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Categories: food, fun, funny, humorous,

Premium Member I Had A Thought
I HAD A THOUGHT

I had a thought today,
One of many,
One of a thousand more.
I started one and then another
And another.
I had a thought
Then it forgot.

Then,...

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Categories: funny, writing,

Instructions on how to love me
Love me like you only have 3 hours to live and I'm 5 hours away
Let your heart listen to my dreams, so you can hear...

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Categories: funny, adventure, art, cute love,

Premium Member What A Shocker

Wet with sweat, the seaside called my name
Coastal waters taught me to proclaim
Gentle breeze on water
Sweating, getting hotter
Bikini came off, despite the shame!

...

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Categories: beach, funny, humorous, ocean,


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