Rain Funny Poems
These Rain Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Rain. These are the best examples of Funny Rain poems written by international poets.
ZinniaQuote By Poet "The faces of pretty flowers will brighten anyone's day."
Here in a lovely garden we sit,
growing very close-knit.
Our faces of pretty color,
are bigger...
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funny, flower, garden, giggle, hello,
Story-My humorDo you know what it feels like when your dad leaves to go get the milk and comes back with a gun and some vengeance?
No?...
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creation, emotions, funny, humor,
I Saw God But Now What
Did you ever look up to the big bright blue sky,
I did and I saw the blue eyes of God.
I know He is watching over...
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funny, blue, joy, rain, sky,
The boxer brownie bandit 2I fear I've lost the light
In this storm of chocolate rain
Muddy waters cloud my sight
Within this foul smelling haze
But I know I'll make...
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funny, simple,
Creek in the sheetsMy heart begins to sink
As my skin begins to quiver
I've been swept to the brink
By regrets flowing like a river
So what am I to...
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funny, simple,
RainWhen will it, stop raining?
Stop the plip and the plop.
When will it, stop raining?
My gardens a bog.
When will it, stop raining?
I’m living in fog.
If it...
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funny, repetition, weather,
Thunder
I will roar,
I am not a bore.
My loud sound may put you on the floor,
or hiding behind a door.
They tell children I am angels bowling,
no...
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funny, angel, child, fun, rain,
Confused I And Stressed In Londonis everyone from Barking Barking mad?
Does everyone In Lambeth do the Lambeth walk?
Is Leicester Square In Leicester?
Is The Elephant And Castle a place where...
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funny, city, confusion,
TearfulBy Poet "Tears are rain from the eyes."
Last night it rained~a very tearful God...
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funny, cry, god, night, rain,
Make No Mistake We All Make MistakesHave you ever been forgetful
When you're busy with a lot on your mind
As I do from time to time
Or just like me a scatterbrain
Like talking...
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angst, character, funny, hilarious,
The Problem with LeatherI once met a girl whose name was Heather,
whatever she wore ‘twas always leather.
It rained, it poured, we got all wet,
She said, “this leather smells...
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clothes, funny, humor, rain,
Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Noisy ParrotI.
Among twenty different brightly colored toys,
The only moving thing
Was the beak of a noisy parrot.
II.
I was of three family members,
Like a family tree
In which...
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bird, cute, funny love,
fUnNy-HaTsHe rode a horse he got thrown off
Onto the ground his head hit first
In a pile of manure horses pie
On top of his head he...
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funny, adventure, allusion, anxiety, fate,
The Great American NovelThe Great American Novel,
Is what I’m working on,
For it shall be a marvel,
To show of dusk and dawn.
Oh, it will tell of wonders,
Of all the...
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books, fun, funny, humor,
I can tellBoy, one thing I know fa sho, we can tell a lot in life.
I can tell you mad
I can tell that ain’t gon fit
I can...
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cry, funny, hair, how