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Hate Funny Poems

These Hate Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Hate. These are the best examples of Funny Hate poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Funny Guy and Crazy Playboy
Every girl, every woman
in his  hometown
is wild and insane
about that funny guy
and crazy playboy
who deceives anybody
and walks through the halls of Hell
to make them...

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Categories: funny, addiction, adventure, character, desire,



I Can't Believe I Thought That
I can't believe I thought that.
Where did it even come from, oh god I feel like a rat.
I mean it just came out of nowhere
Waiting...

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Categories: crazy, feelings, funny, humor,

Story-My humor
Do you know what it feels like when your dad leaves to go get the milk and comes back with a gun and some vengeance?
No?...

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Categories: creation, emotions, funny, humor,

Premium Member I Wish I Had
I have been forced,
to love people I hate.
I wish I had,
only loving people around me.
My ego has been cut,
cut with a very sharp knife many...

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Categories: funny, hate, love, people, smile,

Premium Member A Lesson in Wit and Humor
Written: February 23, 2024

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Categories: childhood, class, fruit, funny,



Grody to the Max
Oh, how I dread the horrid sight
of that nasty slop, what a wretched plight.
Its stench invades my twitching nose
I turn away, but my nausea grows....

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Categories: funny, feelings, food, how i

Im UNSURE
More pure than a lake of baptized sins 
I just wanna get money and match my friends 
She wash in Lake Minnetonka with a devilish...

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Categories: funny, africa, blessing, family, for

Sky Dancer



                    Sky-Dancer
Why do you hate me...

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Categories: funny, art,

Premium Member WE ARE NOT FUR BABIES
His incendiary comments
Ignited a conflagration
Concerning the dangers
Of “smokeless” tobacco

It’s the same look
Like the one the dogs get
When they hear the leash rattle
The eyes focus and...

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Categories: dog, funny, pets,

Premium Member Caloric Conundrum
The cheesecake in the bakery I want to devour,
dag-gone my crumbling willpower!
It's cherry topping so high,
makes me want to cry.
I walk on past the candy...

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Categories: funny, humorous,

Meet Me On the Moon
Now for some good news,
that we might have missed.
It ain't no riot or pandemic,
so maybe didn't make your list.

For the first time in history,
a commercial...

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Categories: funny, poetry,

Damsel
Zafar I am damsel in distress,,
Shall we play femdom mistress?
Note.chalye kidray lari aday etc....

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Categories: anger, evil, funny love,

Earworms
I hate this song!
It's not even good!
But now it's stuck in my head!
It spoils my mood!
I hate to listen this disqusting tune!
This song needs to...

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Categories: funny, anger, humor, music,

Love
Love is the answer 
Love is what we need
Not the infatuation one 
But the unconditional one

The kind of love 
Where despite our differences
we can still...

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Categories: funny, appreciation, beautiful, feelings, friendship

The Love Nowaday
If you give me your love
I'll make you be my dove
Because you're the only girl that i love
If love is a real love

We don't hardly...

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Categories: funny love, history, i


Book: Shattered Sighs