WE ARE NOT FUR BABIES

His incendiary comments
Ignited a conflagration
Concerning the dangers
Of “smokeless” tobacco

It’s the same look
Like the one the dogs get
When they hear the leash rattle
The eyes focus and scan
The attitude
Takes on an urgency.

That tree awaits.
Who might have been there
Who may still linger
Did we bring the ball
I hate it when he forgets
As I am not too fond of
Other dog’s saliva-soaked offerings.

“Biodegradable” poop bags
Holy Scat, what next
What is my carbon pawprint
A vegetarian diet
Little rain coats and hats

What, wait, no way, don’t even think
About putting me
In that “puppy pull toy”
You’ll pay for this
I know where you hide
Your golf shoes.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023

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Goldsmith Avatar
November 22, 2023 at 8:53 AM
I enjoyed reading your fun write/great ending. Watch out for Your golf shoes. When I was just a kid, I would dress my pets up and ride them around in a doll carriage. I also put milk in doll bottles/they loved drinking that. At the time they were my fur babies. Have a wonderful day writing away.............
Wolf Avatar
November 21, 2023 at 7:14 PM
Took the spikes out of those shoes last year, Doggie-boy. ~ Last-laugher
Baker Avatar
November 21, 2023 at 5:09 PM
Very entertaining poetry, John. Thanks for sharing a little humor for us to enjoy today. I want to congratulate you on the three poems you have in the latest Poetry Soup Anthology, my friend! YEAH !!! I also want to wish you a Happy Thanksgiving! Have a great Thursday! Bill
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November 21, 2023 at 11:52 AM
This could also be personification of dog... interesting thoughts..
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